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Old 05 June 2006, 03:00 PM
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Wink Macca's Missus a **** star

How funny is this

Anyone managed to find the pics yet ????
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reminds me of the chubby brown vid.... when he takes a bird home that only had one leg (othr one was 'detachable')... he walked into the bedroom to find one leg on the dressing table and the other on the bed... he said... 'there's no need to spread em that wide !!!!!
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Originally Posted by speed demoness
reminds me of the chubby brown vid.... when he takes a bird home that only had one leg (othr one was 'detachable')... he walked into the bedroom to find one leg on the dressing table and the other on the bed... he said... 'there's no need to spread em that wide !!!!!

Old 05 June 2006, 03:11 PM
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the sun is having a right dig at her!

they call her shots "depraved" "filthy" etc.....seems the worts she does it lick a strawberry in the nude!

hardly pushing the **** envelope!
Old 05 June 2006, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by speed demoness
reminds me of the chubby brown vid.... when he takes a bird home that only had one leg (othr one was 'detachable')... he walked into the bedroom to find one leg on the dressing table and the other on the bed... he said... 'there's no need to spread em that wide !!!!!
pmsl, was thinking the very same
Old 05 June 2006, 03:20 PM
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html
Old 05 June 2006, 03:22 PM
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I meant the others that The Sun couldn't show
Old 05 June 2006, 03:25 PM
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Nice ****!!
Old 05 June 2006, 03:25 PM
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What do the mean by:

"WARNING: Our lawyers are watching"

at the bottom of the page? And the search for lady maccas porno begins. I reckon give it a couple days and someone will have scanned it in.
Old 05 June 2006, 03:32 PM
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I dare say the story never came out before because:

1. It doesn't actually look like hard **** to me, so no real story
2. No one is surprised, she looks the type
Old 05 June 2006, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
What do the mean by:

"WARNING: Our lawyers are watching"

at the bottom of the page? And the search for lady maccas porno begins. I reckon give it a couple days and someone will have scanned it in.
They mean they own the photo's copyright and will go after anyone who uses the image.
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Originally Posted by nathanb
Nice ****!!
not
Old 05 June 2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MOK79
I meant the others that The Sun couldn't show
I know - but thought others may appreciate a link to the article you're on about.
Old 05 June 2006, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
I know - but thought others may appreciate a link to the article you're on about.
Good thinking very considerate of ya
Old 05 June 2006, 03:49 PM
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its all hype....if they regard their main pic as a " pair share
pornographic clinch for sex book" then i doubt the "pics we cant show" are much different - she always said she did some glamour shots.....you see more action in Nuts/Zoo!
Old 05 June 2006, 04:13 PM
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these pics are old news -just been brought up now i daresay thanks to mcartneys lawyers digging the dirt
Old 05 June 2006, 04:22 PM
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she used to live up the road from me, she was always out on the p1ss around the north east, well every time i saw her she was legless
Old 05 June 2006, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by nathanb
Nice ****!!
You're kidding? Right???

Can you say 'sag'?
Old 05 June 2006, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by nathanb
Nice ****!!
did you see the programme the other night about her??
they interviewed that page 3 photographer who took shots of her in the early days (aged about 19) and he as good as said she didn't have nice breasts, looking att the shots of them... not sure if they were real or now.. but they were pointing in every direction!!
Old 05 June 2006, 07:19 PM
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Many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper.

One shot shows Heather naked and smothered in baby oil as she performs a sex act on a nude male **** star. The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy.

In other shots Heather appears to act out bondage scenes with whips, handcuffs and edible underwear.

Dressed in red stockings, suspenders and a corset — and with long red-painted nails — she looks like the madam of a sleazy brothel.

She is also seen smearing herself and the male co-star with whipped cream and baby oil. In some snaps her nipples are covered with lipstick.

In other scenes, Heather and the man appear to have sex and perform sex acts while watching themselves in a mirror. And in yet more, Heather ends up naked during a game of strip poker.
nothing to do with me but wonder if it was my old friend john holmes.....

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Old 05 June 2006, 07:26 PM
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jake the fookin peg more like !
Old 05 June 2006, 10:24 PM
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is that right, Macca brought for her birthday a lady shave & a plane to look after her legs.....
Old 05 June 2006, 10:58 PM
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And I thought this was about McLarens wife!!

Grand Middlesbro lass she is too!!

Pete
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Originally Posted by nathanb
Nice ****!!
Did your labrador tell you that?
Old 05 June 2006, 11:55 PM
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Wonder if she was a freaky cow in bed
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I do wonder why the Sun has made her Public Enemy No1

Her & Macca are getting divorced - so what? All of a sudden she has become a money grabbing harlot out to take 25% of his fortune

To$$ers!
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So what! are people not allowed a past anymore?

Who gives a **** if she was a model/**** star! she isn't anymore so whats the problem!!!
Old 06 June 2006, 11:24 AM
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I wouldnt want to see her sag bags bouncing in a doggy stylee, euch, you could use the action to butter toast
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
I do wonder why the Sun has made her Public Enemy No1

Her & Macca are getting divorced - so what? All of a sudden she has become a money grabbing harlot out to take 25% of his fortune

To$$ers!
Presumably she's upset Rebekah Wade in some way. Humourous rubbish from the Sun is one thing, vindictive nasty rubbish is another & reminds what **** papers we have here. **** and funny I don't mind, but it's all bleeding Big Brother now.
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
I do wonder why the Sun has made her Public Enemy No1

Her & Macca are getting divorced - so what? All of a sudden she has become a money grabbing harlot out to take 25% of his fortune

To$$ers!

Shes been married to him for 4 years. I dont know about you but if I was her id do the decent thing and maybe just take one house and 10 million pounds. Everyone knows that she doesnt deserve 200million for a mealsy 4yrs marriage, plus she can know make money on her own thanks to the publicity. Greedy little slag.


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