Ebay nutter again
31 May 2006, 06:30 PM
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Ebay nutter again
Why do he think this plate is so special, time for Scoobynet to ask him a few questions I think.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3AUK%3A1&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3AUK%3A1&rd=1
31 May 2006, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by All Torque
Why do he think this plate is so special, time for Scoobynet to ask him a few questions I think.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3AUK%3A1&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3AUK%3A1&rd=1
what a tit 
says he paid £16000 for it
31 May 2006, 06:50 PM
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Never saw a plate like that before and its cool that you can interpret it in so many ways. I have a few questions for you if you'll indulge me.
1/ You say this plate attracts the opposite sex, do you have any proof of this? Used Condoms, stolen underwear or babies are acceptable.
2/ You say it breaks the ice with other road users, does this include in the winter months? It would be very useful to have a numberplate that de-ices the windscreen.
3/ You said that this plate has resulted in many dates with strangers. Did you have to use cloroform or any other kind of restraining device such as handcuffs or a rope?
4/ If I win the auction, can you sort me out with some good **** as well?
Thanks very much for your time.
1/ You say this plate attracts the opposite sex, do you have any proof of this? Used Condoms, stolen underwear or babies are acceptable.
2/ You say it breaks the ice with other road users, does this include in the winter months? It would be very useful to have a numberplate that de-ices the windscreen.
3/ You said that this plate has resulted in many dates with strangers. Did you have to use cloroform or any other kind of restraining device such as handcuffs or a rope?
4/ If I win the auction, can you sort me out with some good **** as well?
Thanks very much for your time.
astraboy.
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31 May 2006, 06:59 PM
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Good lord, this guy is obviously off his t1ts when he came up with this tosh.
This plate is truly rare and is the best type of plate as it starts strangers not just seeing but wanting to chat about with you and making you look really cool, if the stickers of Js put on as well, so 11 BUN is proper if you want to get respect from others who like the same type of things as you and are normally young and good looking and pretty down with things, if you get my means.
And with summer just starting this is the best time to buy, as the babes are out and every1s out looking for good times, so this is the plate to have if you not boring, selfish, spoilt or boring and rich and want every1 to know your name is DAN (how cool) not!
One too many hits from the bong, I'm thinking......
This plate is truly rare and is the best type of plate as it starts strangers not just seeing but wanting to chat about with you and making you look really cool, if the stickers of Js put on as well, so 11 BUN is proper if you want to get respect from others who like the same type of things as you and are normally young and good looking and pretty down with things, if you get my means.
And with summer just starting this is the best time to buy, as the babes are out and every1s out looking for good times, so this is the plate to have if you not boring, selfish, spoilt or boring and rich and want every1 to know your name is DAN (how cool) not!
One too many hits from the bong, I'm thinking......
31 May 2006, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by speye91
Another example of a **** with more money than sense
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That's never a purchased plate, and if it was ordered rather than issued, not even the DVLA could have taken more than £199 off the príck.
31 May 2006, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Why? You haven't been taken in with the waffle of him paying 16k for it, surely not, have you?
That's never a purchased plate, and if it was ordered rather than issued, not even the DVLA could have taken more than £199 off the príck.
That's never a purchased plate, and if it was ordered rather than issued, not even the DVLA could have taken more than £199 off the príck.
Reading it properly i think you are right
31 May 2006, 07:40 PM
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i liked astraboys q&a session better, but since i had a few drinks down me tonight and my WTH hat on, just sent him a question/message:
hey mate.....what a cool plate...
nah only kidding. you are obviously smoking too much of your own product to a) write english,with grammer, punctuation etc b)have a fecking clue what you are on about c) dont have a clear grasp on reality and think that anyone in their right mind(not chemically induced) would pay that price and d)are obviously so up their own **** as to even contemplate that someone would be remotely interested in the crap that you spout on here.
but hey good luck with the sale, the bidding looks like it has turned into a frenzy already at.....0 bids.....tosser !!!
hey mate.....what a cool plate...
nah only kidding. you are obviously smoking too much of your own product to a) write english,with grammer, punctuation etc b)have a fecking clue what you are on about c) dont have a clear grasp on reality and think that anyone in their right mind(not chemically induced) would pay that price and d)are obviously so up their own **** as to even contemplate that someone would be remotely interested in the crap that you spout on here.
but hey good luck with the sale, the bidding looks like it has turned into a frenzy already at.....0 bids.....tosser !!!
31 May 2006, 08:16 PM
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Any number plate could be made to say anything if you stuck some bits here and bent this bit there and put some more lines and dots in
31 May 2006, 11:47 PM
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its unique, add 2 letters that shouldnt be there and get done for an illiegal number plate... better still add two cool J,s with fine lines, and look an utter **** for free
prhaps it shouyld read w4nker
mart
prhaps it shouyld read w4nker
mart
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Taken from the RAC website:
Vehicle details
Manufacturer DAEWOO
Model MATIZ SE
Body type 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
Colour ORANGE
Fuel type PETROL
Date manufactured 18 October 1999
Number of previous owners 3
Last owner change 12 April 2006
Vehicle details
Manufacturer DAEWOO
Model MATIZ SE
Body type 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
Colour ORANGE
Fuel type PETROL
Date manufactured 18 October 1999
Number of previous owners 3
Last owner change 12 April 2006
01 June 2006, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Adidas
Taken from the RAC website:
Vehicle details
Manufacturer DAEWOO
Model MATIZ SE
Body type 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
Colour ORANGE
Fuel type PETROL
Date manufactured 18 October 1999
Number of previous owners 3
Last owner change 12 April 2006
Vehicle details
Manufacturer DAEWOO
Model MATIZ SE
Body type 5 DOOR HATCHBACK
Colour ORANGE
Fuel type PETROL
Date manufactured 18 October 1999
Number of previous owners 3
Last owner change 12 April 2006
I can just imagine him cruising the street with 26" spinners on it!
