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Old 30 May 2006, 10:59 PM
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Now i dont think i am the only male to have this opinion but do you get the feeling that women in general can spin a yarn better than us guys ??

Or is it an urban myth ?

Just thinking aloud
Old 30 May 2006, 11:05 PM
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The London trip is off then?
Old 30 May 2006, 11:08 PM
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The London trip is off then?
No thats fine

I mean in general
Old 30 May 2006, 11:13 PM
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Oh, this is NSR, sorry.
Old 30 May 2006, 11:16 PM
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"Women & there ability to talk pure & utter sh!te ! "

Squares...? any comment?
Old 30 May 2006, 11:18 PM
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nope we're quite honest really unlike scumbag men you lot cant lie straight in bed so its a bit rich aint it
Old 30 May 2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
nope we're quite honest really unlike scumbag men you lot cant lie straight in bed so its a bit rich aint it
i can. i think, im not sure when im asleep tho.
Old 30 May 2006, 11:27 PM
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talk ****e as in day to day yip-yap ( ie, their core programming), yes.

spin a yarn, as in tell a joke,or recite an embellished tale, no.
Old 30 May 2006, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
talk ****e as in day to day yip-yap ( ie, their core programming), yes.

spin a yarn, as in tell a joke,or recite an embellished tale, no.
We probably do better than most blokes half of you cant even talk!
Old 30 May 2006, 11:35 PM
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are you from a womens rights group?
Old 30 May 2006, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
We probably do better than most blokes half of you cant even talk!
Old 30 May 2006, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
We probably do better than most blokes half of you cant even talk!
Good point. If it weren't for this keyboard infront of me I would have no way of communicating with the outside world
Old 30 May 2006, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by watto52
are you from a womens rights group?
last time i checked no but i am a girl and i should stick up for myself and my own why???
Old 30 May 2006, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephb1986
last time i checked no but i am a girl and i should stick up for myself and my own why???
no ones picking on you, are they?
Old 30 May 2006, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Now i dont think i am the only male to have this opinion but do you get the feeling that women in general can spin a yarn better than us guys ??

Or is it an urban myth ?

Just thinking aloud
No.They don't talk sh!te.You men just don't understand us.

Old 30 May 2006, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
No.They don't talk sh!te.You men just don't understand us.

Yes, because you talk sh!te! Its a vicious circle
Old 30 May 2006, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
sti
Is that short for Systitis?

Old 30 May 2006, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Yes, because you talk sh!te! Its a vicious circle

And men dont????? show me a bloke that doesnt talk ****e and i will give you £50 how about that?
Old 30 May 2006, 11:56 PM
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Deal. Have you met my mate Dave? Proper sound bloke he is, most genuine guy I know. Now where's my 50 squid?
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Like most men, I practice the art of "selective listening". I can process hours of conversation without having to listen to the content unless certain "red flag" phrases occur. For example: "So, should we buy one?" "you'll have to redecorate" "Shall we go to my mothers this weekend?"

This way, I never need to know why Jemima at work is such a bitch or what on earth Steve sees in her.
Old 30 May 2006, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Yes, because you talk sh!te! Its a vicious circle
No, they don't! Men tend to think one way and that's it! They need to get their heads tested!
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Is that short for Systitis?

Oh, I don't think sti will like you calling him that
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Like most men, I practice the art of "selective listening". I can process hours of conversation without having to listen to the content unless certain "red flag" phrases occur. For example: "So, should we buy one?" "you'll have to redecorate" "Shall we go to my mothers this weekend?"

This way, I never need to know why Jemima at work is such a bitch or what on earth Steve sees in her.

i like her nice long hair, and the way she smiles

steve
Old 30 May 2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Deal. Have you met my mate Dave? Proper sound bloke he is, most genuine guy I know. Now where's my 50 squid?
I wouldn't trust him.He is really gay
Old 31 May 2006, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
No, they don't! Men tend to think one way and that's it! They need to get their heads tested!
Why? Surely thinking in just one way would make us very easy to understand? Its you lot making things unnecessarily complicated!
Old 31 May 2006, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
i like her nice long hair, and the way she smiles

steve
Cheese factor 100%!

Old 31 May 2006, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
I wouldn't trust him.He is really gay
Bollocks, looks like I now owe steph 50 quid.
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Cheese factor 100%!

]

oh alright, shes a damn good ****
steve
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Originally Posted by watto52
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oh alright, shes a damn good ****
steve
I thought you were talking about my Mrs, until I read this bit.


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