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Old 18 May 2006, 07:07 PM
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Default Illegal immigrants working for the gov

channel 4 news, five illigal immigrants found working...guess where...............








Immigration hq




What next?

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Old 18 May 2006, 07:08 PM
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Old 18 May 2006, 07:12 PM
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Nice spelling Now tell me, are you talking about unwell birds continuously telling people their name is Grant?
Old 18 May 2006, 10:39 PM
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Old 18 May 2006, 11:01 PM
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Cleaners, caught out by immigration checks on their 1st day in work.

Arrested and detained.

Another sensationalised story.

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Old 18 May 2006, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
Cleaners, caught out by immigration checks on their 1st day in work.
I'm told it was their spelling that gave the game away - none of them made any mistakes on their job application forms.

I'll git mi caot
Old 19 May 2006, 12:18 AM
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Saw a flash of some program t'other day about some Turks running a massive business. Had official Immigration Stamps from a host of airports, Stamps from banks, Passport office documents, Birth certificates, medical records, NI records the lot.

It is clear that we are in the midst of WWIII - The Enemy is Within.

I declare here and now my support for any process that ensures the UK remains a pleasant and worthwhile place to live and WORK in.

Simple stuff really - like when my dad felt unwell in the USA recently. He saw two docs - had a scan and a blood test. The bill (AFTER DISCOUNT FOR PAYING IMMEDIATELY) came to $6450 - enough to give him a heart attack (nearly)

Whearas in the UK we have the same costs but the "Health Visitors" pay nothing - we pay more tax and ther is one less bed available.

Now if the UK was my HOME and the VISITOR was a CHANCER who turned up emptyhandy and started tucking into the canapes and champers I would kick their **** out tout suite. Cheeky f uckers even complain that they didn't like Moet !!

1) Reduce NI to 7%
2) Insist on NI # for any Health Treatment
3) No NI = Pay cash / credit / insurance
4) If you can't speak English you can't have any Welfare - this is England for f ucks sake - You have no business here if you cannot talk the lingo
5) Sack / redeploy all the Welfare staff dedicated to spoonfeeding sponging non-english speakers - Double bubble saving.
6) Adopt a positive attitude towards the George Cross / Union Jack
7) Give all "Visa Illegals" 20 days to register for extended visa's - no register = goodbye
8) All refugees, fine if working and paying tax, otherwise boot 'em out
9) Idea, Can the UK, France and Germany etc just purchase a bunch of islands somewhere and kick these sponging bludgers out. We've done it before - SEVERAL times
Old 19 May 2006, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jods
I would kick their **** out tout suite.
Erm - that should be a tout de suite.... and it aint English
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Old 19 May 2006, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Erm - that should be a tout de suite.... and it aint English
Chateau Neuf Du Paps
Old 19 May 2006, 12:30 AM
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JT - I ain't a fecking leftie
Old 19 May 2006, 12:30 AM
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its e ya eejit, but yes please, as you are offering
Old 19 May 2006, 12:32 AM
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and its all one word (had to check the bottle... )
Old 19 May 2006, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
I am not f*ckin Jewish!!!

Old 19 May 2006, 12:34 AM
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Mais Oui, Mais Oui - Apres moi, le deluge
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p.s. - The bottle in question is a 1995 Mont Redon, bought in 1996 and stored and loved ever since. Either it is too valuable to drink or it is too boggin to drink - Any suggestions?
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Originally Posted by jods
Mais Oui, Mais Oui - Apres moi, le deluge
After me the flo..
Old 19 May 2006, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Any suggestions?
neck it...
Old 19 May 2006, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
After me the flo..
od
Old 19 May 2006, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
neck it...
I can't.... if it is really good it will be like eating (rather tasty) 50 quid notes. If it is boggin I should have necked it years ago. I've known this bottle for longer than I've known my kids
Old 19 May 2006, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by jods
Mais Oui, Mais Oui - Apres moi, le deluge
p.s. - vous êtes plein de la merde
Old 19 May 2006, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
I can't....
But you must.....

you can't leave it to rot like the bones of old wimmin

Supp up...
Old 19 May 2006, 08:29 AM
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Apparently it would take over 10years to deport all the illegals, assuming immigration was to stop now, however they breed like rabbits when they get here, so theres zero chance of them ever being removed.

Thanks to Labour the UK will probably become one of the first European countries to become an islamic state (however I seem to remember reading Holland will probably be the first)
Old 19 May 2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Petem95
Thanks to Labour the UK will probably become one of the first European countries to become an islamic state
Don't be so soft.

America will invade us long before that happens
Old 19 May 2006, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Petem95

Thanks to Labour the UK will probably become one of the first European countries to become an islamic state (however I seem to remember reading Holland will probably be the first)
You actually believe it as well .
Old 19 May 2006, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
You actually believe it as well .
Don't you?

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/163041.php

"That is why they do not believe in integration. In 1980, the Islamic Council of Europe laid out their strategy for the future - and the fundamental rule was never dilute your presence. That is to say, do not integrate.
"Rather, concentrate Muslim presence in a particular area until you are a majority in that area, so that the institutions of the local community come to reflect Islamic structures. The education system will be Islamic, the shops will serve only halal food, there will be no advertisements showing naked or semi-naked women, and so on."

"That plan is being followed in Britain. "That is why you are seeing areas which are now almost totally Muslim. The next step will be pushing the Government to recognise sharia law for Muslim communities - which will be backed up by the claim that it is "racist" or "Islamophobic" or "violating the rights of Muslims" to deny them sharia law"

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Originally Posted by Petem95
Apparently it would take over 10years to deport all the illegals, assuming immigration was to stop now, however they breed like rabbits when they get here, so theres zero chance of them ever being removed.

Thanks to Labour the UK will probably become one of the first European countries to become an islamic state (however I seem to remember reading Holland will probably be the first)
LOL..maybe your BNP will help you
Old 19 May 2006, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Unclebuck
Don't you?


Link taken from UBs edited post.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/m.../ixportal.html

Originally Posted by Mark Steyn
Is it really a victory for "tolerance" to say that a council worker cannot have a Piglet coffee mug on her desk?
This is FUBAR, but then so are Petem95's assertions and UBs support. These kind of scare stories might win the BNP a few seats in Dagenham when the thickos nod their head in agreement, but don't think that unprejudiced, half-bright people will give this stuff credence. Steyn's piece talks disparagingly of the Muslim conspiracists and yet his supporters offer equally parplexing and paranoid theories.

C'mon UB, you don't believe this nonsense! It just lends support to your argument for forced repatriation.

Muslim people have a stronger voice in this country now because their numbers have increased. That's social evolution, not the pretext to a Muslim state!
Old 19 May 2006, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck

"That plan is being followed in Britain. "That is why you are seeing areas which are now almost totally Muslim. The next step will be pushing the Government to recognise sharia law for Muslim communities - which will be backed up by the claim that it is "racist" or "Islamophobic" or "violating the rights of Muslims" to deny them sharia law"
I hadn't even read this before my previous post
Old 19 May 2006, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Petem95
the UK will probably become one of the first European countries to become an islamic state (however I seem to remember reading Holland will probably be the first)
Very likely that France will lead the way:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/m.../26/do2601.xml

"France is facing the problem that dare not speak its name. Though French law prohibits the census from any reference to ethnic background or religion, many demographers estimate that as much as 20-30 per cent of the population under 25 is now Muslim. The streets, the traditional haunt of younger people, now belong to Muslim youths.

Given current birth rates, it is not impossible that in 25 years France will have a Muslim majority. The consequences are dynamic: is it possible that secular France might become an Islamic state."

"For Islamists, assimilation is contamination since, in Professor Bernard Lewis's words, "Muslims must not sojourn in the land of the infidel."

Although of course it's all a load of rubbish according to some of our more knowledgable posters.


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