Casualty
13 May 2006, 09:42 PM
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Casualty
Sorry about this but the missus just asked the question, 'Casualty or Millionaire', I chose neither and decided I would prefer to have a go at my bell end with the Cheese grater than either, the Cheese Grater is in the dish washer (following me catching 2 minutes of Eastenders the other night) so I thought I would rant at you instead.
Same format every week, 3 or 4 potential disasters, a concerned parent, somebodies brother dies (Noooooo, its my fault), a slightly mad old buffer, a pregnant teenage girl with a tearful mum (and dad, see Double take brothers below), a builder who has a simple injury yet a complex love life, Some abuse of some sort, random non celebs off adverts turn up, one week as a traffic warden who has had an irate driver drive over their toe and 12 months later as drug counsellor who has got too involved, oh and if you actually work in A and E you have a 1 in 4 chance of your son or daugher being brought in having taken an overdose/been raped/burnt/gone mental every week.
Bloody Charlie with his concerned/perpelexed looks, he looks like a bloody PE teacher the ****, and then there is Comfort the paramedic who happens to be slightly darker than me (me being pale blue), yet she talk like she be chillin wi her homies in Kingston listening to de Bob Marley and de Wailers you know, ffs I know people who were born in Jamaica and they dont talk like that.
Then theres that bloke who always turns up who was one of the Harry Enfield 'Double take' brothers, 'Im glad I am not in hospital'........'Dooo', 'Dooo'
Josh the miserable ambulance man, miserable cos they killed his family in a episode about a hundred years ago or perhaps because Casualty is **** and he has no chance of any other acting work.
Ditto, anyone who has been killed off in Hollyoaks, just when your acting carreer cant get any further down the pan, then why not join the cast of Casualty !
The BBC should have a word with themselves, this thing is so played out it needs killing along with its tossy spin off, Holby City, think Casualty but lower rent, bear with me it is possible but its even worse, when the main actors are too busy doing panto in the Cleckhuddersfax Opera House then they have to trot that load of old **** out, maybe its to make you thin the Casualty aint so bad after all.
Oh, is f*cking Heart Beat still going, dont get me started on that, and fooking last of the summer wine, just when they get rid of one of the old f*ckers they find his son, argghhhh.
Same format every week, 3 or 4 potential disasters, a concerned parent, somebodies brother dies (Noooooo, its my fault), a slightly mad old buffer, a pregnant teenage girl with a tearful mum (and dad, see Double take brothers below), a builder who has a simple injury yet a complex love life, Some abuse of some sort, random non celebs off adverts turn up, one week as a traffic warden who has had an irate driver drive over their toe and 12 months later as drug counsellor who has got too involved, oh and if you actually work in A and E you have a 1 in 4 chance of your son or daugher being brought in having taken an overdose/been raped/burnt/gone mental every week.
Bloody Charlie with his concerned/perpelexed looks, he looks like a bloody PE teacher the ****, and then there is Comfort the paramedic who happens to be slightly darker than me (me being pale blue), yet she talk like she be chillin wi her homies in Kingston listening to de Bob Marley and de Wailers you know, ffs I know people who were born in Jamaica and they dont talk like that.
Then theres that bloke who always turns up who was one of the Harry Enfield 'Double take' brothers, 'Im glad I am not in hospital'........'Dooo', 'Dooo'
Josh the miserable ambulance man, miserable cos they killed his family in a episode about a hundred years ago or perhaps because Casualty is **** and he has no chance of any other acting work.
Ditto, anyone who has been killed off in Hollyoaks, just when your acting carreer cant get any further down the pan, then why not join the cast of Casualty !
The BBC should have a word with themselves, this thing is so played out it needs killing along with its tossy spin off, Holby City, think Casualty but lower rent, bear with me it is possible but its even worse, when the main actors are too busy doing panto in the Cleckhuddersfax Opera House then they have to trot that load of old **** out, maybe its to make you thin the Casualty aint so bad after all.
Oh, is f*cking Heart Beat still going, dont get me started on that, and fooking last of the summer wine, just when they get rid of one of the old f*ckers they find his son, argghhhh.
13 May 2006, 09:48 PM
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One of life's mysteries mate Personally i would rather **** red hot razor blades than watch casualty, but women seem to love it. As soon as it finishes though its "why do you spend so much time on scoobynet" i want a cuddle, you love the PC more than me
Yet as soon as Corrie/east enders/emmerdale/casualty/ and god help us bb comes on i may as well be invisible.
Yet as soon as Corrie/east enders/emmerdale/casualty/ and god help us bb comes on i may as well be invisible.
Seem to know alot about them considering you dont watch them 
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
'beg to differ, love Casualty and Holby City '
I suspect you may be female in that case.....
I suspect you may be female in that case.....
13 May 2006, 10:16 PM
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'doesn't the fact that I'm called Miss Kinky tell you that?'
I have learnt not to read too much into a user name, though your does suggest you are female it could be that you are actually just a 52 year old, overweight, bisexual male bus driver from Wolverhampton that wants to meet up with young virile men who drive fast cars.
I am always wary of being groomed on here......
I have learnt not to read too much into a user name, though your does suggest you are female it could be that you are actually just a 52 year old, overweight, bisexual male bus driver from Wolverhampton that wants to meet up with young virile men who drive fast cars.
I am always wary of being groomed on here......
13 May 2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Oh God. Not another blantent excuse to post pics of half naked women thread! 
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Originally Posted by Spoon
If she's not pregnant she needs to sort that frontage out!
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Half naked apart from the slacks and the long sleeved top that is.
Not the most flattering picture (correctly fitting bra) but still you get the idea.
Not the most flattering picture (correctly fitting bra) but still you get the idea.
