recieved this today, made me smile
26 April 2006, 11:12 PM
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recieved this today, made me smile
10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
Die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
Use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
To criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial
Tax
cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car
is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants
And Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
Immigration.......
Mart
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
Die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
Use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
To criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial
Tax
cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car
is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants
And Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
Immigration.......
Mart
26 April 2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
Use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants
And Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
Immigration.......
Mart
27 April 2006, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Slinky springs are excellent for demonstrating the properties of waves, both pressure waves and transverse waves. 
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Originally Posted by Rannoch
...and your point is?
All things can become clear to you, via the medium of reading.
27 April 2006, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mart360
6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
27 April 2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
Not too good at demonstrating digital waveforms though
John.
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