If women were Football teams
31 March 2006, 06:37 AM
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If women were Football teams
If women were teams ...Someone just sent me this. Apologies if it's already been done:
If women were teams............
Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class.
But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but
now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good
seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been
promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the
occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came,
please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back.
Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great
but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all
that painful whining.
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team
on earth
If women were teams............
Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class.
But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but
now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good
seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been
promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the
occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came,
please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back.
Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great
but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all
that painful whining.
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team
on earth
31 March 2006, 07:20 AM
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From another site...
Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really
Wonder who the OP supports
and why this was removed 
Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really
Wonder who the OP supports
and why this was removed
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31 March 2006, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobynut555
I posted this didn't even realise that manure were omitted, oh and West Ham fan by the way 
.Hammers - my favourite non-prem team
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