Winter vomiting virus..........OMG!
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Winter vomiting virus..........OMG!
My youngest came home with this from 6th form college last week, and the little swine has passed it to me.
Went up to bed about 11 last night, hadn't been in bed more than 10 minutes, and I knew I wasn't right. My guts were boiling, gurgling, and over a period of about 30 minutes my temperature must have gone through the roof, as I was literally shuddering with cold, I even disturbed my missus, who wasn't best pleased
Then it was time to RUN for the loo, and heave until I thought I'd die
Ten minutes later, it's back to the great white telephone, and shouting for Hughy, Ruth and Oscar for all I'm worth.
Suddenly realised I had the sh*ts as well, and had to alternate, flush it, heave, crap, flush it, heave, for about 20 minutes. The heaving was so intense that I fired crap all down my leg, and had to wash off in the shower, as well as put my dressing gown in the wash this morning EEEYUW!
Try standing in a shower at midnight, shuddering with cold, with your teeth clamped shut to stop them chattering...not to be recommended.
Anyway, I've just got up, and I feel as weak as a kitten. Strange, all my joints hurt too, even the ones in my fingers and toes
Back to bed, methinks.
Alcazar
Went up to bed about 11 last night, hadn't been in bed more than 10 minutes, and I knew I wasn't right. My guts were boiling, gurgling, and over a period of about 30 minutes my temperature must have gone through the roof, as I was literally shuddering with cold, I even disturbed my missus, who wasn't best pleased
Then it was time to RUN for the loo, and heave until I thought I'd die
Ten minutes later, it's back to the great white telephone, and shouting for Hughy, Ruth and Oscar for all I'm worth.
Suddenly realised I had the sh*ts as well, and had to alternate, flush it, heave, crap, flush it, heave, for about 20 minutes. The heaving was so intense that I fired crap all down my leg, and had to wash off in the shower, as well as put my dressing gown in the wash this morning EEEYUW!
Try standing in a shower at midnight, shuddering with cold, with your teeth clamped shut to stop them chattering...not to be recommended.
Anyway, I've just got up, and I feel as weak as a kitten. Strange, all my joints hurt too, even the ones in my fingers and toes
Back to bed, methinks.
Alcazar
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Had it Sunday. Felt like I'd been hit by a truck all day, felt sick but wasn't actually sick. Spent day in bed without the energy to even walk down stairs.
By 7pm miraculous recovery, got up had some dinner, in work Monday bright as a button.
By 7pm miraculous recovery, got up had some dinner, in work Monday bright as a button.
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I had this over new year...I had the best Ab workout for ages with the amount of heaving I did. Not nice. It came with this flu thing which I still haven't really shifted (still have a runny nose)....the vomitting lasted for 2 days, the bad illness for 3 weeks, and now it's just a case of blowing my nose a lot.
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Originally Posted by MattW
Had it Sunday. Felt like I'd been hit by a truck all day, felt sick but wasn't actually sick. Spent day in bed without the energy to even walk down stairs.
By 7pm miraculous recovery, got up had some dinner, in work Monday bright as a button.
By 7pm miraculous recovery, got up had some dinner, in work Monday bright as a button.
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I had it the Christmas before last whilst staying at my parents house, it came on really suddenly during the family Boxing Day dinner and I was exactly as you describe. It was awful, I didn't know which end it was coming out of next and I was soooooo cold and shivery, I felt absolutely terrible. My other half had to go back to work straight after Christmas so had to abandon me at my parents and drive the 200 miles home alone. He came back for me on New Years Eve by which time I was well on my way to getting back to normal although still feeling weak and a bit rough. So all in all we (well, he) ended up doing the 200 mile journey from North Yorks to Herts and back four times that week
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Originally Posted by alcazar
The heaving was so intense that I fired crap all down my leg
have been there and agree it's about the 2 worst things that can hit you at once. the toilet will only flush so quickly and chundering on top of bum gravy doesn't exactly make you feel much better
on a plus side you've probably lost about half a stone (cool if you want to that is!)
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Originally Posted by alcazar
My youngest came home with this from 6th form college last week, and the little swine has passed it to me.
Went up to bed about 11 last night, hadn't been in bed more than 10 minutes, and I knew I wasn't right. My guts were boiling, gurgling, and over a period of about 30 minutes my temperature must have gone through the roof, as I was literally shuddering with cold, I even disturbed my missus, who wasn't best pleased
Then it was time to RUN for the loo, and heave until I thought I'd die
Ten minutes later, it's back to the great white telephone, and shouting for Hughy, Ruth and Oscar for all I'm worth.
Suddenly realised I had the sh*ts as well, and had to alternate, flush it, heave, crap, flush it, heave, for about 20 minutes. The heaving was so intense that I fired crap all down my leg, and had to wash off in the shower, as well as put my dressing gown in the wash this morning EEEYUW!
Try standing in a shower at midnight, shuddering with cold, with your teeth clamped shut to stop them chattering...not to be recommended.
Anyway, I've just got up, and I feel as weak as a kitten. Strange, all my joints hurt too, even the ones in my fingers and toes
Back to bed, methinks.
Alcazar
Went up to bed about 11 last night, hadn't been in bed more than 10 minutes, and I knew I wasn't right. My guts were boiling, gurgling, and over a period of about 30 minutes my temperature must have gone through the roof, as I was literally shuddering with cold, I even disturbed my missus, who wasn't best pleased
Then it was time to RUN for the loo, and heave until I thought I'd die
Ten minutes later, it's back to the great white telephone, and shouting for Hughy, Ruth and Oscar for all I'm worth.
Suddenly realised I had the sh*ts as well, and had to alternate, flush it, heave, crap, flush it, heave, for about 20 minutes. The heaving was so intense that I fired crap all down my leg, and had to wash off in the shower, as well as put my dressing gown in the wash this morning EEEYUW!
Try standing in a shower at midnight, shuddering with cold, with your teeth clamped shut to stop them chattering...not to be recommended.
Anyway, I've just got up, and I feel as weak as a kitten. Strange, all my joints hurt too, even the ones in my fingers and toes
Back to bed, methinks.
Alcazar
Reminds me of the South Park episode when he is crapping, jumping off the seat, throwing up, back on to crap.....and on and on
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We had an outbreak a month or so ago. Lots of relatives over for a christening, and the christenee caught it from his nursery and passed it on to his parents (my brother and sister in law), both my parents, both my kids and my younger brother. I was the only one who escaped because I suddenly became all Howard Hughes-like
The christening was rescheduled to this weekend - we're hoping there won't be a repeat.
The christening was rescheduled to this weekend - we're hoping there won't be a repeat.
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Originally Posted by SPEN555
LOL!
Reminds me of the South Park episode when he is crapping, jumping off the seat, throwing up, back on to crap.....and on and on
Reminds me of the South Park episode when he is crapping, jumping off the seat, throwing up, back on to crap.....and on and on
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Thanks for all the sympathetic replies, guys
I'm up again today, slept most of yeterday, either sweating like a pig (do pigs sweat?), or freezing cold and shivering. Now my back hurts from all the heaving. NOT helped by having 5 bags of cement for a paving project delivered yesterday, and having to move them to the greenhouse to keep them dry.
Oh well, feeling a bit better, can't be all bad
Alcazar
I'm up again today, slept most of yeterday, either sweating like a pig (do pigs sweat?), or freezing cold and shivering. Now my back hurts from all the heaving. NOT helped by having 5 bags of cement for a paving project delivered yesterday, and having to move them to the greenhouse to keep them dry.
Oh well, feeling a bit better, can't be all bad
Alcazar
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Caught gastro-enteritis or similar once - I really thought I was going to die. The runs were so bad that I had to make myself up a nappy, as there was no way I could get to the bog in time
Fortunately the sink was beside the crapper so that I could chunder and **** at the same time
I lived on Milk of Magnesia for days.
Fortunately the sink was beside the crapper so that I could chunder and **** at the same time
I lived on Milk of Magnesia for days.
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bum gravy
Classic and a worthy addition to the Profanisarus.
BTW, please think of me over the next 2 days. I have to go for a barium enema on Friday following a dodgy guts episode. The pre-cursor to this hideous event is a day (tomorrow) of fasting and 2 doses of Picolax. The bowl rush that this stuff causes is legendary in its strength. A 'friend' described the effect as a intestinal vacuum so powerful that it caused his ears to pop.
Oh joy...
Cheers
Kav
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Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
FROTFLMAO&FPMSL
Classic and a worthy addition to the Profanisarus.
BTW, please think of me over the next 2 days. I have to go for a barium enema on Friday following a dodgy guts episode. The pre-cursor to this hideous event is a day (tomorrow) of fasting and 2 doses of Picolax. The bowl rush that this stuff causes is legendary in its strength. A 'friend' described the effect as a intestinal vacuum so powerful that it caused his ears to pop.
Oh joy...
Cheers
Kav
Classic and a worthy addition to the Profanisarus.
BTW, please think of me over the next 2 days. I have to go for a barium enema on Friday following a dodgy guts episode. The pre-cursor to this hideous event is a day (tomorrow) of fasting and 2 doses of Picolax. The bowl rush that this stuff causes is legendary in its strength. A 'friend' described the effect as a intestinal vacuum so powerful that it caused his ears to pop.
Oh joy...
Cheers
Kav
I had to have a bowel wash-out, a bit like an enema with soapy water, before undergoing the dreaded Sigmoidoscopy, in my early twenties.
Two nurses came in, gave me the enema, then one said, "In a few minutes, you'll feel like you need to go to the toilet. Don't try not to, just go, staight away."
So I lay there in bed for about ten minutes, then a thought entered my head: "I think I need a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
At which point, I did TRY not to, and leapt towrds the loos with sh*t spraying every which way, and every other fekker on the ward having hysterics.
The nurses laughed at first, but not those who had to clean up the floor, walls, ceilings, etc
Alcazar
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I had this Virus at the beginning of March lucky ole me gets it on his brithday, kids had it first then lucky Dad gets it felt like **** for a good few days after one birthday I won't forget !!!!!
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Does anyone know if you develop immunity to this? Like chickenpox for example (get it once and never again).
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Didn't realise this was still doing the rounds.
Couple of months ago, had to take my 3yr old daughter to G Docs, she'd been sick for a couple of days, and was not keeping anything down. I took her since my wife fell ill that night too. While in the docs room, I felt ropey, so had to excuse myself. Snag was doctor wouldn't allow me to leave her with him, so she's standing in the corner of the bog, facing the wall, prob $hit scared from the noise I was making.
Then took her down to sick kids (they knew I had fallen ill in case you're wondering), where I was then firing from both ends. By this time I was shivering, and could hardly stand.
After a couple of hours, had to get my sister to come in, and I was taken home, with several pit stops on way home. Just to add to the journey, I often get a funny reaction when I'm sick - I hyperventilate then my hands curl up and I end up speaking like Ozzie Ozborne - expecially nice for the family.
Defo a weekend to remember.
Couple of months ago, had to take my 3yr old daughter to G Docs, she'd been sick for a couple of days, and was not keeping anything down. I took her since my wife fell ill that night too. While in the docs room, I felt ropey, so had to excuse myself. Snag was doctor wouldn't allow me to leave her with him, so she's standing in the corner of the bog, facing the wall, prob $hit scared from the noise I was making.
Then took her down to sick kids (they knew I had fallen ill in case you're wondering), where I was then firing from both ends. By this time I was shivering, and could hardly stand.
After a couple of hours, had to get my sister to come in, and I was taken home, with several pit stops on way home. Just to add to the journey, I often get a funny reaction when I'm sick - I hyperventilate then my hands curl up and I end up speaking like Ozzie Ozborne - expecially nice for the family.
Defo a weekend to remember.
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Originally Posted by Mark Miwurdz
The pre-cursor to this hideous event is a day (tomorrow) of fasting and 2 doses of Picolax.
Cheers
Kav
Cheers
Kav
One is enough to put you into orbit
Great thread BTW. Nearly **** meself laffin
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Alcazar - thanks mate. I ought to count myself lucky I'm not having a Sigmoid whats-it. I've got to say that it's thoroughly bad form to dispense an enema on a public ward like that. They should have put you in an empty Jacuzzi
Hoppy - 2 packs is what the instructions say so that's the way it's got to be. If you see an atomic-type cloud over Wiltshire tomorrow, you'll know what's happening. I've just installed grab handles either side of the crapper for the event.
Cheers
Kav
Hoppy - 2 packs is what the instructions say so that's the way it's got to be. If you see an atomic-type cloud over Wiltshire tomorrow, you'll know what's happening. I've just installed grab handles either side of the crapper for the event.
Cheers
Kav
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