Some People ! DOH !
05 March 2006, 11:21 PM
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Some People ! DOH !
My Friends, I give you
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The driver was jogging up and down on Rt. 925.(in the background) Witnesses said their physical/mental state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!
This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The driver was jogging up and down on Rt. 925.(in the background) Witnesses said their physical/mental state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
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05 March 2006, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
aw **** - I said the same thing as pissy. Maybe I should delete my post before people start thinking I am an idiot as well?
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05 March 2006, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You ARE an idiot as well
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05 March 2006, 11:29 PM
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Pete. If not being very aufait with the workings of the great internet makes me an idiot, then so be it.
I have been trying to edit this thread for the past few minutes because the picture wouldn't transfer over.
I shall seek assistance from t'other half when he deems to pass by this way next. Until then , I'd be extremely grateful if you'd keep your rude comments to yourself.
Thank you
Yve
I have been trying to edit this thread for the past few minutes because the picture wouldn't transfer over.
I shall seek assistance from t'other half when he deems to pass by this way next. Until then , I'd be extremely grateful if you'd keep your rude comments to yourself.
Thank you
Yve
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05 March 2006, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Pete. If not being very aufait with the workings of the great internet makes me an idiot, then so be it.
I have been trying to edit this thread for the past few minutes because the picture wouldn't transfer over.
I shall seek assistance from t'other half when he deems to pass by this way next. Until then , I'd be extremely grateful if you'd keep your rude comments to yourself.
Thank you
Yve
I have been trying to edit this thread for the past few minutes because the picture wouldn't transfer over.
I shall seek assistance from t'other half when he deems to pass by this way next. Until then , I'd be extremely grateful if you'd keep your rude comments to yourself.
Thank you
Yve
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05 March 2006, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Yve - get the pic on your screen, copy the contents of the address bar and paste it in the thread
1. Turn OFF the PC
2. Return to Kitchen
3. Wash up dinner plates
4. Return to the Ironing
5. Get ready for bed with your nicest perfume
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05 March 2006, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Pete - have you always been an arrogant gob****e or did you have special training?
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05 March 2006, 11:44 PM
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Well, the BOSS is right next to me now.
I will not repeat what he'd like to do to Pete, suffice to say he'd have trouble using toilet paper for a few weeks.
It's Scoobynet's fault. I / we have tried several times to cut and paste the entire text with this item into the boxes but it won't carry them forward to the main page. So here they are, the final words.....
"The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each.
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with FLA (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton, AL where the couple presumably planned to build a new house."
Sorry guys, I know I'm a bit of a novice but I also know I'm NOT thick.
Yve
I will not repeat what he'd like to do to Pete, suffice to say he'd have trouble using toilet paper for a few weeks.
It's Scoobynet's fault. I / we have tried several times to cut and paste the entire text with this item into the boxes but it won't carry them forward to the main page. So here they are, the final words.....
"The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each.
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with FLA (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton, AL where the couple presumably planned to build a new house."
Sorry guys, I know I'm a bit of a novice but I also know I'm NOT thick.
Yve
05 March 2006, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
Well, the BOSS is right next to me now.
I will not repeat what he'd like to do to Pete, suffice to say he'd have trouble using toilet paper for a few weeks.Yve
I will not repeat what he'd like to do to Pete, suffice to say he'd have trouble using toilet paper for a few weeks.Yve
he'd like to do me up the **** I assume?? Holy Crap
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05 March 2006, 11:51 PM
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BTW Pete, I DO hope you don't trip on your dressing gown cord as you go downstairs for your cocoa tonight.
Sweet dreams
Yve
Sweet dreams
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05 March 2006, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Apparition
BTW Pete, I DO hope you don't trip on your dressing gown cord as you go downstairs for your cocoa tonight.
Sweet dreams
Yve
Sweet dreams
Yve
Have a good sleep!!
You DO still love me, don't you??
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05 March 2006, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Pete on his way for cocoa earlier.... (looks a bit gay if yu ask me)
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06 March 2006, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by imlach
This picture has been on the grand old internet for years....shades of SIAL 
06 March 2006, 01:23 AM
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Doesn't surprise me at all, the number of people I see stopped on the freeway collecting things that have come loose from their "loads".
Just last week I had to swerve at 80 in my blamanche like Jeep to avoid a five foot tall metal filing cabinet in the middle lane of the 5 lane toll road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least that dick in the Jetta wouldn't have got very far.
Speaking of dicks, don't encourage Lewis by replying to his BS.
Just last week I had to swerve at 80 in my blamanche like Jeep to avoid a five foot tall metal filing cabinet in the middle lane of the 5 lane toll road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least that dick in the Jetta wouldn't have got very far.
Speaking of dicks, don't encourage Lewis by replying to his BS.
06 March 2006, 08:18 AM
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06 March 2006, 08:47 AM
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Morning........ Thanks Olly, its quite amazing what some people think their poor old motor can carry. Looks like they even managed to move it a few yards too, from your pics.
200T ~ As you will see, I gave up on the old goat. Pretty well brings in the title of this thread again "Some people - DOH ". Possibly a better wish would be that the dressing gown cord got somehow tangled up in the stair lift mechanism..... oh what a pretty sight !
Yve
200T ~ As you will see, I gave up on the old goat. Pretty well brings in the title of this thread again "Some people - DOH ". Possibly a better wish would be that the dressing gown cord got somehow tangled up in the stair lift mechanism..... oh what a pretty sight !
Yve