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Old 03 March 2006, 06:44 PM
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My boss took me aside (in a friendly informal manner) to tell me not to leave page 3 pictures open on my desk, she said it wasnt acceptable, this surprised me as I did not have a copy of the Sun, Star or Sport, I had a borrowed copy of the Express, now shut (by her) on my desk, I asked to be shown this unaccptable pornographic image.

It was a Marks and Spencers underwear ad, very tasteful full page ad of a lady in a dignified pose wearing Marks underwear, didnt even notice it, it was opposite the story I was reading about a young buy with Cystic Fibrosis, apparently murdered, I hadnt got to finish it cos the phone rang.

She was ok about it, no further action but I did feel a little aggreived seeing as it made me feel like I was some kind of pervert for probably the least offensive image in the paper.

Ever feel like it was a mistake to be born a male seeing as we are such sexist, misoginistic evil perverted pigs ?
Old 03 March 2006, 07:00 PM
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After she realised that it wasnt what she first thought did she feel a bit silly then?!
Old 03 March 2006, 07:05 PM
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Is she fit ? Your boss ?

Considering you got done for a crime you never comitted, might aswell do the crime, hence ask her what type of underwear does she wear ? And would she lookas good as the girl in the pic ?

hahahaah

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Old 03 March 2006, 07:13 PM
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Maybe someone has a grudge against you....... that chick you farted on yesterday?
Old 03 March 2006, 07:16 PM
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Sounds like she needs a good ****.
Old 03 March 2006, 07:23 PM
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yup she needs a **** up her **** to sort her out IMO
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any pics??
Old 03 March 2006, 07:52 PM
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Hopefully not of J4cko doing the boss up the "duck run".....

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Old 03 March 2006, 07:59 PM
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well as long as his **** doesnt get inn the pics
Old 03 March 2006, 08:00 PM
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It was what she thought, she had seen it, and there is no danger of anything unprofessional, she is an ok boss but this kind of surprised me as I thought the picture was so innocent, didnt even notice it, if it was any good I would have saved it for later !
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Al Queada have claimed yesterdays fart !
Old 03 March 2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
My boss took me aside (in a friendly informal manner) to tell me not to leave page 3 pictures open on my desk, she said it wasnt acceptable, this surprised me as I did not have a copy of the Sun, Star or Sport, I had a borrowed copy of the Express, now shut (by her) on my desk, I asked to be shown this unaccptable pornographic image.

It was a Marks and Spencers underwear ad, very tasteful full page ad of a lady in a dignified pose wearing Marks underwear, didnt even notice it, it was opposite the story I was reading about a young buy with Cystic Fibrosis, apparently murdered, I hadnt got to finish it cos the phone rang.

She was ok about it, no further action but I did feel a little aggreived seeing as it made me feel like I was some kind of pervert for probably the least offensive image in the paper.

Ever feel like it was a mistake to be born a male seeing as we are such sexist, misoginistic evil perverted pigs ?

Pity you didn't time that fart better
Old 03 March 2006, 08:52 PM
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Nah, just wait until the office is empty and provide a chair infusion !
Old 03 March 2006, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
yup she needs a **** up her **** to sort her out IMO

Old 04 March 2006, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
yup she needs a **** up her **** to sort her out IMO
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Old 04 March 2006, 04:01 PM
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yet so smooth
Old 04 March 2006, 04:11 PM
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She probably don't look as good as the advert, Bitch
Old 04 March 2006, 04:34 PM
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Does sound like she ain't getting enough dick or has the painters in.
Suggest you get a few copies of 'Chicks with Dicks' and cover her office walls with them
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Hmm, dont think most of the suggestions would go down well !

I was just taken aback, the image was nothing that you wouldnt see on advertising hoardings on the way to the place so I cant see who would be offended, its not like I was displaying the picture it just happened to be in the paper.
Old 04 March 2006, 05:11 PM
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It was all very innocent....... she's still aware you are a pervert though isn't she ?
Old 04 March 2006, 09:39 PM
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I would excersise your statutory right as a bloke to place your tool in the photocopier and pin the finished article (in full colour A4 or A3 if you feel the need to brag) to her office door with a note "you aint getting any bitch"
Old 05 March 2006, 10:40 AM
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she's still aware you are a pervert though isn't she ?

I am male so I must be !
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