how dodgy are You ?
02 March 2006, 01:07 PM
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how dodgy are You ?
02 March 2006, 01:13 PM
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
02 March 2006, 01:16 PM
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £5000
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £5000
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02 March 2006, 01:20 PM
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Years in prison: 31 Potential fine: £9500
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Years in prison: 31 Potential fine: £9500
02 March 2006, 01:30 PM
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
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Years in prison: 81 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 81 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
02 March 2006, 01:42 PM
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I am a bit upset - I am obviously too good 
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
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Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
02 March 2006, 01:43 PM
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
No under 16's for me
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
No under 16's for me
02 March 2006, 01:43 PM
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
I'm a good guy!!
Ns04
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
I'm a good guy!!
Ns04
02 March 2006, 01:46 PM
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Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years'));Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years'));Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
02 March 2006, 02:43 PM
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Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
02 March 2006, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream Weaver
6 years, £7000 fine.
Anyone that has 0 and 0 is lying
Anyone that has 0 and 0 is lying
I should take a leaf out of some of your books. I think I could learn loads.
02 March 2006, 03:21 PM
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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £0
hehe, I like that.... sending on to friends....
I have one mate that will definitely not fare very well
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £0
hehe, I like that.... sending on to friends....
I have one mate that will definitely not fare very well
02 March 2006, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Glencora
Hey - that is a little unfair. I answered truthfully (my yes answers were: 4, 6, 8, 11, 22, 29). I cant help it if I am one sheltered individual.
I should take a leaf out of some of your books. I think I could learn loads.
I should take a leaf out of some of your books. I think I could learn loads.
Even those basics get you 5.5 years!!
02 March 2006, 03:45 PM
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Yikes, didn't realise half the things I'd done were errr. illegal !
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!