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***** asking for a raise -joke
Dear Management,
I, the *****, hereby request a raise for the following reasons: -
I do physical labour;
I work at great depths;
I plunge head first into everything I do;
I do not get weekends or holidays off;
I work in a damp environment;
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
I work in high temperatures;
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Sincerely,
The *****.
Management Response: -
Dear *****,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: -
You do not work eight hours a day;
You fall asleep after a brief work period;
You do not always follow the orders of the Management team;
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations;
You do not take initiative;
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working;
You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift;
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing;
You will retire well before you are 65;
You are unable to work double shifts;
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned tasks;
And if that was not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious looking bags;
Sincerely,
The Management.
I, the *****, hereby request a raise for the following reasons: -
I do physical labour;
I work at great depths;
I plunge head first into everything I do;
I do not get weekends or holidays off;
I work in a damp environment;
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
I work in high temperatures;
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Sincerely,
The *****.
Management Response: -
Dear *****,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: -
You do not work eight hours a day;
You fall asleep after a brief work period;
You do not always follow the orders of the Management team;
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations;
You do not take initiative;
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working;
You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift;
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing;
You will retire well before you are 65;
You are unable to work double shifts;
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned tasks;
And if that was not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious looking bags;
Sincerely,
The Management.
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