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Old 15 February 2006, 03:47 PM
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Old 15 February 2006, 03:48 PM
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no, had a bit of an issue with the undies i bough her for valentines day - hence no fun for me last night...

there is always tonight.....


Im guessing you did Gary?
Old 15 February 2006, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by fitzscoob
no, had a bit of an issue with the undies i bough her for valentines day - hence no fun for me last night...
Couldnt you get into them?
Old 15 February 2006, 03:56 PM
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I had a portion of chips,does that count ?
Old 15 February 2006, 03:57 PM
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I got a brill valentines gift..i got a card she’d made herself…anyway, inside was some heart shaped “vouchers” which again she had made .

The vouchers are for various….err…..acts…. I can redeem them at anytime and she must fulfil the obligation on the voucher…..

I used 2 of them last night, best valentines pressie ive ever had..
Old 15 February 2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by brybusa
I got a brill valentines gift..i got a card she’d made herself…anyway, inside was some heart shaped “vouchers” which again she had made .

The vouchers are for various….err…..acts…. I can redeem them at anytime and she must fulfil the obligation on the voucher…..

I used 2 of them last night, best valentines pressie ive ever had..
Hand her one the next time she is in Tesco and see what the reaction is
Old 15 February 2006, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by brybusa
I got a brill valentines gift..i got a card she’d made herself…anyway, inside was some heart shaped “vouchers” which again she had made .

The vouchers are for various….err…..acts…. I can redeem them at anytime and she must fulfil the obligation on the voucher…..

I used 2 of them last night, best valentines pressie ive ever had..
Various acts? Sweet. Like

Acts from scenes from like Star Wars and The Godfather etc. what movies she did include then?
Old 15 February 2006, 04:04 PM
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Yep....a lovely piece of Salmon with roasted veg!

I love my ho!


..............Or are you being crude, and you in fact mean **** sex?
Old 15 February 2006, 04:07 PM
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Nah, wife is away on business, has been gone ten days, another five weeks to go! Thank **** for internet ****!!!

Vouchers sound like a great idea, I may subtley mention that. How many were / are there? Any chance you can forge them?
Old 15 February 2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
Hand her one the next time she is in Tesco and see what the reaction is
Old 15 February 2006, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
Couldnt you get into them?
Come to think about it I did struggle....

But no, it involved a lack of patience and some scissors, consequently I am now sourcing some black ribbon to repair some items.
Old 15 February 2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Yep....a lovely piece of Salmon with roasted veg!

I love my ho!


..............Or are you being crude, and you in fact mean **** sex?
Old 15 February 2006, 04:28 PM
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Chance would be a fine thing - hubby is poorly, so wouldnt have wanted to get to near him anyway - maybe next year!
Old 15 February 2006, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mightyyid
Various acts? Sweet. Like

Acts from scenes from like Star Wars and The Godfather etc. what movies she did include then?
Various acts from classics like Debbie Does Dallas and other hard hitting films..

I promise ill try the vouchers in Tescos...but i dont think they will accept them...
Old 15 February 2006, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by brybusa

I used 2 of them last night, best valentines pressie ive ever had..
Oh, your wife has a strap-on too?
Old 15 February 2006, 09:31 PM
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LOL

Not a chance

Left at 05.00 to go to work so that we could deliver in the order of 4500 special heart shaped Valentines Krispy Kreme donuts around London/M25 so that others might get a portion!
Old 15 February 2006, 09:34 PM
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arghhh bless
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nope the girlfriend isnt back from spain till friday night, so i'll be having a dirty saturday night in newcastle got a months worth of catching up

mike with over sized *****

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nope not with the two boys around

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Originally Posted by brybusa
I got a brill valentines gift..i got a card she’d made herself…anyway, inside was some heart shaped “vouchers” which again she had made .

The vouchers are for various….err…..acts…. I can redeem them at anytime and she must fulfil the obligation on the voucher…..

I used 2 of them last night, best valentines pressie ive ever had..
I bet you're trying to forge more as we speak for even more sordid deeds!

Phil
Old 15 February 2006, 10:34 PM
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Yep, but the amount of bloody money i spent i would have been disappointed it i hadn't!!!!

(if you are reading this dear i was only joking!!!)
Old 15 February 2006, 10:44 PM
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Not even:

A bottle of champagne
A box of chocolates
A teddy
A single red rose
and a card got me any where near her knickers! HE HE

She was working nights! (Not a prostitute)
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