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Old 13 February 2006, 12:27 PM
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OK,

Coleague of mine drinking some tea earlier found a bit of chewed gum in the bottom of his cup.


Yeah absolutely rank - but it was put there by another colleage.

Now, in revenge we've though of laxative, but which one?

Need something that can be added to the other guys tea - so preferably something in liquid form which doesn't taste bad!

Some suggestions asap please.

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Don't put anti freeze in apparently it gets you and the poor ba****d into a whole lot of trouble!!!!!
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Rohypnol ? Then when he falls unconscious, pull his pants down and smear natural yoghurt on his bum crack
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Lactulose. It's a complex sugar that goes quite nicely in tea!

Can take a day or so to kick in though.
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EZ - Squeeze. Supposed to be good.
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Originally Posted by HowiesPreza
Don't put anti freeze in apparently it gets you and the poor ba****d into a whole lot of trouble!!!!!
Not going to be doing that now!

Another possible better option is that my coleague who wishes revenge has a sister who is pharmacist.
So I've suggested a couple of viagra pills - then we'll forward him on some **** to look at and see what happens!


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Rohypnol ? Then when he falls unconscious, pull his pants down and smear natural yoghurt on his bum crack
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Originally Posted by urban
Another possible better option is that my coleague who wishes revenge has a sister who is pharmacist.
So I've suggested a couple of viagra pills - then we'll forward him on some **** to look at and see what happens!


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At least he'll then have learnt the HARD way!

*i'll get my coat*
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whatever is in eye drops is meant to loosen the old bowels....
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