Danes Response
10 February 2006, 10:29 AM
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Made me smile anyway.... http://www.brainsnap.com/node/322
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Made me smile anyway.... http://www.brainsnap.com/node/322
Amid rumors that the Danish Prime Minister has renamed himself 'Erik the Blood-Axe', experts in Danish history have been called in to advise governments across the globe on the ensuing crisis.
"Listen," says Chair of Danish Studies at Harvard, Sven Huntleigh, "Last time anyone provoked the Danes, the whole lot of them picked up axes, dressed up in bearskins, antlers and horns, then went marching across Europe looting and burning. In short - everybody knows you don't mess with the Danes. They're freakin' crazy!" ......
"Listen," says Chair of Danish Studies at Harvard, Sven Huntleigh, "Last time anyone provoked the Danes, the whole lot of them picked up axes, dressed up in bearskins, antlers and horns, then went marching across Europe looting and burning. In short - everybody knows you don't mess with the Danes. They're freakin' crazy!" ......
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10 February 2006, 10:34 AM
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Brilliant.
Quote"Meanwhile in Northern Europe, Danish Prime Minister Mr. Blood-Axe has issued an edict forbidding males between 18 and 45 to shave and has instructed all army officers to "plat their beards, a bit like Gilmli at Helms Deep - which was so wicked". In addition, rowing lessons are now mandatory in all secondary schools as well as badminton - the latter being condemned as 'barbarous' by the UN only hours later."
Quote"Meanwhile in Northern Europe, Danish Prime Minister Mr. Blood-Axe has issued an edict forbidding males between 18 and 45 to shave and has instructed all army officers to "plat their beards, a bit like Gilmli at Helms Deep - which was so wicked". In addition, rowing lessons are now mandatory in all secondary schools as well as badminton - the latter being condemned as 'barbarous' by the UN only hours later."
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