Titty/minge calenders from suppliers - or the distinct lack of !!
11 January 2006, 11:25 AM
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Titty/minge calenders from suppliers - or the distinct lack of !!
Anyone else in business notice these dropping off over the last few years, as Xmas gifts from suppliers?
Last year I didnt get a single one, and the same again this year.
All I get now is either views of the countryside, or heavy goods vehicles!
It all went to rats when we gave em' the vote
Last year I didnt get a single one, and the same again this year.
All I get now is either views of the countryside, or heavy goods vehicles!
It all went to rats when we gave em' the vote
11 January 2006, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Anyone else in business notice these dropping off over the last few years, as Xmas gifts from suppliers?
Last year I didnt get a single one, and the same again this year.
All I get now is either views of the countryside, or heavy goods vehicles! :zzz:
It all went to rats when we give em' the vote
Last year I didnt get a single one, and the same again this year.
All I get now is either views of the countryside, or heavy goods vehicles! :zzz:
It all went to rats when we give em' the vote
Count yourself lucky i got one with connectors on!!!! Hoorah!
11 January 2006, 11:33 AM
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LMFAO - That has to be the best thread title on SN i have seen for a long time!
Oh and no, not had a calendar like that for a long time. That's the problem with letting women get the vote and then do proper mans work (not housework). They have forced this sort of harmless exploitation out along with the PC lentil knitting saddo's.
I have often said you cannot get too much ******* and minge!
<heads off to add comments to the 'how much **** do you have on your computer' thread>
Oh and no, not had a calendar like that for a long time. That's the problem with letting women get the vote and then do proper mans work (not housework). They have forced this sort of harmless exploitation out along with the PC lentil knitting saddo's.
I have often said you cannot get too much ******* and minge!
<heads off to add comments to the 'how much **** do you have on your computer' thread>
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11 January 2006, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
LMFAO - That has to be the best thread title on SN i have seen for a long time!
11 January 2006, 11:40 AM
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Our largest supplier always comes up with the goods for the workshop 
Not in the office though
so its a motorsport one instead 
Not in the office though
so its a motorsport one instead
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11 January 2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
Sir Habgood can we post some starfish pictures to cheer up Mr Sengravy ??
Hi and if you are referring the the chocolate veriety of said fish then it would be in breach of the rules.
11 January 2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by hectic
whole bloody Worlds gone politically correct...
approved calendar so even the boring ones of countryside and buildings are banned let alone the decent
minge or titty ones, bloody stupid yanks at Ford
I mean what's the world comming to when you have company approved calendars
Used to get some really good one in years gone by too
11 January 2006, 11:53 AM
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Ditto that scooby mark, not allowed ANY calendars in our office either. Only got the countryside/canal variety as well.
The pirelli calendar never fails to dissapoint though
The pirelli calendar never fails to dissapoint though
11 January 2006, 12:01 PM
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I might even modify an existing Abnormal Load Engineering calendar with a copy of Razzle 
I wonder what would be best to stick the pics on with
I wonder what would be best to stick the pics on with
11 January 2006, 12:12 PM
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Got e-mailed the pirelli one, its on power point presentation but very easy to print each page off and make your own calendar !
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11 January 2006, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I might even modify an existing Abnormal Load Engineering calendar with a copy of Razzle
I wonder what would be best to stick the pics on with
I wonder what would be best to stick the pics on with
Whatever comes to hand would be fine, I should think
11 January 2006, 12:43 PM
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Its totally pathetic !! I work for Jaguar cars and in our office we aren't allowed anything other than a company
approved calendar so even the boring ones of countryside and buildings are banned let alone the decent
minge or titty ones, bloody stupid yanks at Ford
I mean what's the world comming to when you have company approved calendars
Used to get some really good one in years gone by too
approved calendar so even the boring ones of countryside and buildings are banned let alone the decent
minge or titty ones, bloody stupid yanks at Ford
I mean what's the world comming to when you have company approved calendars
Used to get some really good one in years gone by too
So, going off Ford's behaviour in the past wrt minorities, there'll be no calendars with coloured folks on then either?
11 January 2006, 12:45 PM
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This is a good point Chip,
3/4 years ago I was falling over myself with gifts at christmas from clients, they included wine, chocolate, gift vouchers, meals out etc. This year I got 2 bottles of wine & one champagne.
Certainly evidence that individuals & businesses are feeling the **** financial climate (thanks to brown )
I didn't really get calendars, I just use the hun instead
chop
3/4 years ago I was falling over myself with gifts at christmas from clients, they included wine, chocolate, gift vouchers, meals out etc. This year I got 2 bottles of wine & one champagne.
Certainly evidence that individuals & businesses are feeling the **** financial climate (thanks to brown
)I didn't really get calendars, I just use the hun instead
chop
11 January 2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
So, going off Ford's behaviour in the past wrt minorities, there'll be no calendars with coloured folks on then either?
wall planner which has a picture of a Jaguar in the background
Just in case it course offence to someone !!
Technically I am not even allowed my Tottenham mouse mat and the picture
of me at the Nurburgring last year either
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Ive got minge calendars but cant put them up in the office for fear of making the ugly munter in reception feel worse about her tragic looks.
swap for a tasteful one of countryside or wildlife?
Did alright for booze as well, a case oif wine and about 4 bottles of quality spirit.
oh, and a ****ty clock fookin radio from the blacktoppers
seriously, swap the minge book?
swap for a tasteful one of countryside or wildlife?
Did alright for booze as well, a case oif wine and about 4 bottles of quality spirit.
oh, and a ****ty clock fookin radio from the blacktoppers
seriously, swap the minge book?