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Old 07 January 2006, 01:08 PM
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Red face United Nations

Not the big organisation. My house over the last two weeks.

We've had Sister In Law (Mongolian but naturalised Italian) and Brother In Law (Italian) from Italy, plus their friends, Husband (Lithuanian), Wife (Mongolian) and Son (mix of the two, but born and living in Austria), who are all naturalised Austrians. Are you with me so far?

I speak with my wife in English, BIL in English. SIL doesn't speak English, so we get by in pidgin PortugItalian. I have to speak with H and W in Russian, and son in German (ahahahaha, last time I spoke German was 20 years ago!). BIL speaks with H and W in German (his mother is Austrian), SIL speaks with H in German and W and S in Mongolian.

And when we went out to a Thai restaurant we had to translate all the menu for them from Portuguese.

By the time they leave tomorrow I'll be able to say one sentence using words from five languages, and even I won't have a clue what I just said

Still, I suppose that if they don't like it here they can **** off back to where they came from
Old 07 January 2006, 01:15 PM
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Sheesh, sounds fun!
Old 07 January 2006, 01:19 PM
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Did you do the cricket test ?
Old 07 January 2006, 04:46 PM
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And I thought my family were bad enough.....
Old 08 January 2006, 11:43 AM
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At least none of them are from Yorkshire. I have to translate my Yorkshireman boyfriend's English into 'sarf east speak' for all my rellies
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
At least none of them are from Yorkshire. I have to translate my Yorkshireman boyfriend's English into 'sarf east speak' for all my rellies
Change is not good!
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Not the big organisation. My house over the last two weeks.

We've had Sister In Law (Mongolian but naturalised Italian) and Brother In Law (Italian) from Italy, plus their friends, Husband (Lithuanian), Wife (Mongolian) and Son (mix of the two, but born and living in Austria), who are all naturalised Austrians. Are you with me so far?

I speak with my wife in English, BIL in English. SIL doesn't speak English, so we get by in pidgin PortugItalian. I have to speak with H and W in Russian, and son in German (ahahahaha, last time I spoke German was 20 years ago!). BIL speaks with H and W in German (his mother is Austrian), SIL speaks with H in German and W and S in Mongolian.

And when we went out to a Thai restaurant we had to translate all the menu for them from Portuguese.

By the time they leave tomorrow I'll be able to say one sentence using words from five languages, and even I won't have a clue what I just said

Still, I suppose that if they don't like it here they can **** off back to where they came from
Have you not just tried speaking to them all in English but make sure you shout and point at things?
Old 08 January 2006, 01:12 PM
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Time to standardise. Tell the arrogant sob's to learn english!
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