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Old 07 January 2006, 12:18 AM
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WTF

My 6 year old can put lippy on better than that?

Why is she putting that much lipstick on her top lip (well above the top lip)??

Is she trying to make Pete feel better?

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Old 07 January 2006, 12:20 AM
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you let your six year old wear make-up
Old 07 January 2006, 12:20 AM
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you watching e4 too then

what about chantelle ?!
Old 07 January 2006, 12:20 AM
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Oh dear god she is pissed as a trout....and she is doing that "birds talking pissed ****" chat.
Old 07 January 2006, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny E
you let your six year old wear make-up
I dont let her....but leave her alone for 5 mins in mummys room, if you had kids you'd know the rest!
Old 07 January 2006, 12:22 AM
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Oooops me too, busted!!
Chantelle, the next Jade Goody. Woopidee woop

Rodman's as tall as a house, marsh has the charm of a slug

EDIT not busted with the wearing make-up bit, just type slow!
Old 07 January 2006, 12:22 AM
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unfortunately only too well, they think they look like barbie, while you're thinking eastern soviet *****
Old 07 January 2006, 12:25 AM
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Shut up Jodie..you're pissed, and you sound like my mate's bird when she is pissed.....and she is like, well annoying!
Old 07 January 2006, 12:27 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstimulus
Old 07 January 2006, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
you've got far too much time on your hands
Old 07 January 2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny E
you've got far too much time on your hands
I've got too much education on my brain, I think . On topic: the whole idea of make-up is to elicit an exaggerated response in the male widge. Anyroad, she needs to make her lips big to take attention away from her hooter.
Old 07 January 2006, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I've got too much education on my brain, I think . On topic: the whole idea of make-up is to elicit an exaggerated response in the male widge. Anyroad, she needs to make her lips big to take attention away from her hooter.
How many "jobs" has she had done
Chantelle, oh dear, those hair extensions are a bit obvious
Old 07 January 2006, 12:39 AM
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<camp voice>
You're such a bitch!
Old 07 January 2006, 12:40 AM
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even I noticed those extensions and when theres a pair if (.)(.) around thats quite surprising, but they do rather look like a horses ****
Old 07 January 2006, 12:49 AM
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Old 07 January 2006, 02:05 AM
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Although I guess she has her heart in the right place JM has got to be one of the ugliest "D" rated so called celebs around.

Her makeup, especially the lipstick, is applied appalingly. Black rings around the eyes went out in the eighties, less has been more for some time now, and even if you go for the "**** & bum" look, she just is not that special.

Am I missing something? WTF?

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Old 07 January 2006, 02:24 AM
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I've had worse
Old 07 January 2006, 03:50 AM
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I have had much worse.

I would smash the Marsh
Old 07 January 2006, 09:22 AM
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Cant understand why women thing looking like someone has smacked them in the mouth is attractive ???? surely the clue is in the name - 'LIPstick' - you put it ON YOUR LIPS - not half way up your face.

Have yet to see a women who has tried to make her lips look bigger who hasnt ended up looking like a fish ( think Leslie Ash, Pete from the house etc... )
Old 07 January 2006, 10:07 AM
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Chantelle made me laugh with her "friend 's next door neighbours dog" joke though. Did anyone else hear it! Dennis didn't get it.... Thick Yank!
Old 07 January 2006, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
Chantelle made me laugh with her "friend 's next door neighbours dog" joke though. Did anyone else hear it! Dennis didn't get it.... Thick Yank!
PMSL - I admit it, I laughed!
Old 07 January 2006, 10:12 AM
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I feel some solidarity with her. We're from the same town
Old 07 January 2006, 10:23 AM
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She just a thin version of Jade........


Whats a gynaecologist
Old 07 January 2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Wish
Whats a gynaecologist
Someone with a foof-o-scope.

HTH
Old 07 January 2006, 12:21 PM
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The latest one from Chantelle just now while they are sitting eating their breakfast

" I've got bird flu, I feel really peckish, do you know what I mean, hehehe"

Old 07 January 2006, 12:26 PM
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'Chantelle' was a Soccerette on SoccerAM not so long ago
Old 07 January 2006, 12:28 PM
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Ps. She's got a big snout
Old 07 January 2006, 12:39 PM
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Pathetic television.

Watching a group of wannabee's and has been's on a "reality" <cough yeah right> TV show - must be really stimulating.
Old 07 January 2006, 12:53 PM
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Barrymore is a little ott with the emotions.
And that slapper with the big ****, and the nose to go with it. She is horrid.
Old 07 January 2006, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
'Chantelle' was a Soccerette on SoccerAM not so long ago

Yeah, Helen Chamberlain did a brilliant impression of her this morning


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