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Old 02 January 2006, 05:40 PM
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Thumbs down Chavs and fighting

"do you want some?"

This is what the fat tattooed scum said to me when I tooted my horn at him because he was standing chatting in a parking spot I was trying to get into arms out swaggering round like a weeble on speed.

I told him what I was trying to do and I got "**** this" and "**** that" "I'll ave you" etc etc

I got out the car so they could appreciate the size of the problem they had just made for themselves and the fat **** mumbled "****" something or other, spat on the floor and then they wondered off.

So where's the "some" he was asking if I wanted?

Couldn't even park there after all that in case they came back and did the car. Coward b*stard scum!
Old 02 January 2006, 06:23 PM
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Next time get some handcuffs from anne summers,cuff the chav up and give him a good kicking
Old 02 January 2006, 06:28 PM
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Try not to get the furry handcuffs as the chav would probs enjoy it
Old 02 January 2006, 06:37 PM
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I'm going back with the wife's car tomorrow to see if I can spot him and provoke him into a ruck.

Handcuffs won't be necessary he didn't look like he could fight his way out of a paper bag!
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Ive got some cs gas if you want it lol
Old 02 January 2006, 06:44 PM
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Best is to do it just as its going dark if you can find him no witnesses
Old 02 January 2006, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
I'm going back with the wife's car tomorrow to see if I can spot him and provoke him into a ruck.

Handcuffs won't be necessary he didn't look like he could fight his way out of a paper bag!
Which would make you no better than him !

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Old 02 January 2006, 06:46 PM
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They're funny - stand up to them and they're off.
Old 02 January 2006, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobfan
Which would make you no better than him !

Rob
I AM better than him because he mouthed off to someone who didn't deserve it. I am the innocent person in all this. He cost me my parking spot.
Old 02 January 2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
He cost me my parking spot.
Reason enough to go knock out some more of his teeth.

Sorry, I shouldn't encourage you.
Old 02 January 2006, 06:51 PM
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Old 02 January 2006, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
I AM better than him because he mouthed off to someone who didn't deserve it. I am the innocent person in all this. He cost me my parking spot.
What goes around comes around bud.

He'll get his wake up call one day, don't wate your time with
the pondlife !

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Old 02 January 2006, 06:53 PM
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If I find him do you think I should just sucker punch the scum or square up all gentlemanly like?

Either way I'll make sure he knows what its for in case he doesn't remember the incident so don't worry about that.
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Ya reckon

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Old 02 January 2006, 06:55 PM
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If I find him do you think I should just sucker punch the scum or square up all gentlemanly like?

Just talk with "normal" words to him, he won't have a ******* clue what you are on about.
Old 02 January 2006, 06:55 PM
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Go back tomorrow and sort it out if you see him if not it will be on your mind all the time......
Old 02 January 2006, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny E
Go back tomorrow and sort it out if you see him if not it will be on your mind all the time......
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Old 02 January 2006, 07:03 PM
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Sucker punch it is then! and he's white so I shouldn't get done for anything!
Old 02 January 2006, 07:14 PM
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It will of course make you as bad or actually worse than him ....... and possibly gain you a nice little holiday at one of her majestys camps

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Old 02 January 2006, 07:14 PM
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And we give a **** how?
Old 02 January 2006, 07:16 PM
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I find chavs quite amusing, we always have a laugh as we go past some of them, the way they look is enough to put a smile on your face, theres loads of chavs round here who always have to have a good look at the car with mouths wide open and jaws hitting the ground, and it's even better when they start talking or giving abuse, makes you laugh even more to them and they are the ones left looking like complete ******. Must admit though, even though they have a bad name they are very popular at the same time as they get talked about all the time in day to day life.
Old 02 January 2006, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1977
And we give a **** how?
any decent person who wants to park their car in peace should give a ****


unless you are a fat chav who hangs around car parks?
Old 02 January 2006, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
any decent person who wants to park their car in peace should give a ****

And why is that tough guy?
Old 02 January 2006, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1977
And why is that tough guy?
cos if you aren't part of the cure then you are part of the problem essex boy
Old 02 January 2006, 07:19 PM
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Go give him a sucker punch shot then .......I think they call it assault.

Personally I would leave well alone, but then perhaps im just a sensible sort who can't be bothered to get involved. I think he has won already though as he has you smarting about it big time

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Old 02 January 2006, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
cos if you aren't part of the cure then you are part of the problem essex boy
And you really believe that?
Old 02 January 2006, 07:24 PM
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What a load of ****e, Whats the point.
Cant beleive some of the idiots on here sometimes.

Use your head and leave it, if he wanted to do something then he would have done it.
You'll find that he is the one who feels stupid out of this, having to walk away without him giving you some of "his some"...

whether you built like MR MUSCLE or HULK dont mean nowt either....

...and whats that about all the colour

Definately see a change on here!!

...but thats my view

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Old 02 January 2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1977
And you really believe that?
thought you don't give a ****?

haven't you got a car park to go and spit in?
Old 02 January 2006, 07:27 PM
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Cool thread in the making
Old 02 January 2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by sociopath
thought you don't give a ****?

haven't you got a car park to go and spit in?
So you dont have an answer then?Just type "i dont know"when your confused.


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