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21 December 2005, 10:27 AM
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The grumpy thread
Sod Christmas cheer for a lark. I'm fed up with this lot and more:
Coldplay
People who don't indicate
People driving well under the speed limit
Little Mo from Eastenders
Big Mo from Eastenders
Alfie from Eastenders
The whole cast of Eastenders
Jenny Barnett
Work
Bob Geldof
Radar traps
Christmas "cheer"
Christmas starting one day after halloween
Broccoli
James Blunt
Chavs
Cashiers who won't put change in your hand but dump it on the counter instead
People who get off an escalator and immediately stop moving
Pedestrians
Cyclists
Scooters
People who wear dark clothing and refuse to use a zebra crossing and then express shock when you almost run 'em over
Spinach
Bank queues and queue jumpers
Tony Blair
George Bush
any politican
rubik's cubes
CD shrink wrap which you can't get off
SMS beep-beeps going off when you are at the dinner table
SMS spam
Simon Cowell
coffee flavoured chocolates
Bono
'kin tourettes
Anne Robinson
people shaking money collection boxes at you every 5 yards
Microsoft
toliet facilities where there is no seat
web sites which take FOREVER to load
shop assistants who say they'll call you back in 5 minutes, then don't
Nikon repair turnaround time
watney's red barrel
the one centime euro coin
old men with big hanging ear lobes
gay rights
men's rights
women's right
men in tights
diahorrea
pyhorrea
onomatopoeia
bad spelling
bad grammar
youf speek
people carriers
long lists of things that I'm fed up with
people on mobile phones on the bus/tube/train yabbering away - I don't want to hear you. Shut up.
I could go on but I'll stop there for now - over to you lot...
Coldplay
People who don't indicate
People driving well under the speed limit
Little Mo from Eastenders
Big Mo from Eastenders
Alfie from Eastenders
The whole cast of Eastenders
Jenny Barnett
Work
Bob Geldof
Radar traps
Christmas "cheer"
Christmas starting one day after halloween
Broccoli
James Blunt
Chavs
Cashiers who won't put change in your hand but dump it on the counter instead
People who get off an escalator and immediately stop moving
Pedestrians
Cyclists
Scooters
People who wear dark clothing and refuse to use a zebra crossing and then express shock when you almost run 'em over
Spinach
Bank queues and queue jumpers
Tony Blair
George Bush
any politican
rubik's cubes
CD shrink wrap which you can't get off
SMS beep-beeps going off when you are at the dinner table
SMS spam
Simon Cowell
coffee flavoured chocolates
Bono
'kin tourettes
Anne Robinson
people shaking money collection boxes at you every 5 yards
Microsoft
toliet facilities where there is no seat
web sites which take FOREVER to load
shop assistants who say they'll call you back in 5 minutes, then don't
Nikon repair turnaround time
watney's red barrel
the one centime euro coin
old men with big hanging ear lobes
gay rights
men's rights
women's right
men in tights
diahorrea
pyhorrea
onomatopoeia
bad spelling
bad grammar
youf speek
people carriers
long lists of things that I'm fed up with
people on mobile phones on the bus/tube/train yabbering away - I don't want to hear you. Shut up.
I could go on but I'll stop there for now - over to you lot...
21 December 2005, 10:30 AM
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You reckon you've got problems? I've got to collect my prescription from the chemist tomorrow. Preperation H ?, you can stick it up your **** 
21 December 2005, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby-Doo
You forgot French people off your list
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21 December 2005, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
and germans........
21 December 2005, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
You reckon you've got problems? I've got to collect my mother in law from the airport tomorrow. Christmas, you can stick it up your ****
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21 December 2005, 11:04 AM
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I'm with you mate. Next year I'm cancelling christmas and everyone can go whistle. I'm sodding off for next year, just have to decide where to go, and current thinking is a country that doesn't celibrate it 
21 December 2005, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
The ******* JCB song
21 December 2005, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
The ******* JCB song
Its different and atleast the people who did can play misical intruments instead of using a computer to generate the noise.
21 December 2005, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
I actually quite like it Its different and atleast the people who did can play misical intruments instead of using a computer to generate the noise.
Its different and atleast the people who did can play misical intruments instead of using a computer to generate the noise.The ***** that sing that ****e are abusing the privelidge of being able to play!
Radio 1 brings alot of good new music through to joe public, unfortunately they dropped a bollock with that steaming pile of camel turd **** ****. It is quite easily the ****test piece of ****ty ****e I have had the mispleasure to have foisted upon my ear drums!
21 December 2005, 11:33 AM
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Trust me on this, I've heard worse. Remember Aqua??? (barbie girl)
Don't listen to radio 1, so wouldn't know about that, but your right there are some very good bands outthere. I recently started working with unsigned bands, some of them are f'ing brilliant Some are just dire.
Don't listen to radio 1, so wouldn't know about that, but your right there are some very good bands outthere. I recently started working with unsigned bands, some of them are f'ing brilliant
Some are just dire.
21 December 2005, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
You reckon you've got problems? I've got to collect my prescription from the chemist tomorrow. Preperation H ?, you can stick it up your ****
Bugger, I thought you were supposed to take it orally!! Ns04
21 December 2005, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
What a miserable bloke you turned out to be then!
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