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Old 21 December 2005, 09:54 AM
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The other evening, I called into the bank to withdraw some cash out, it was one of those with the machine in the foyer. Anyway, as I walked up to the door, this madman burst out , his face was bright red, and he was clutching something at the top of his leg, which looked like it had locked at the knee, as he was walking really funny.This man just barged past me and climbed ( very awkwardly ) into a mondeo estate, then sped off!

Anyway, I thought nothing of it, until I went in the bank and saw two women sat on a bench, crying when I asked them what was up, they told me a middle aged man had just been using the cash machine, and halfway through his transaction had just taken his member out and started masterbating in front of them! when I arrived at the bank it had startled him, and thats why he did a runner!

should I tell the police what I know, or is it best left?
Old 21 December 2005, 09:56 AM
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I'd leave it


"middle aged"
Old 21 December 2005, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I'd leave it


"middle aged"
My monnies on uncle buck or pslewis

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Old 21 December 2005, 10:00 AM
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Where are they running and what time's the race?
Old 21 December 2005, 10:00 AM
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I'm not sure I can let it drop. They were VERY distressed
Old 21 December 2005, 10:00 AM
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It will be on tape so voulunteers to the local nick for a "members showing"
Old 21 December 2005, 10:01 AM
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are you on drugs?? :
Old 21 December 2005, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
Where are they running and what time's the race?
Think it is in a swimming pool as they will have to stroke their way to victory

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Old 21 December 2005, 10:12 AM
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As in Sexually or Coronary?
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
As in Sexually or Coronary?
In pete's case it could be one after the other

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Old 21 December 2005, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I went in the bank and saw two women sat on a bench, crying when I asked them what was up, they told me a middle aged man had just been using the cash machine, and halfway through his transaction had just taken his member out and started masterbating in front of them! when I arrived at the bank it had startled him, and thats why he did a runner!
Sounds like they were enjoying it until you showed up and you ruined their evening so much, they were so upset they burst into tears! Way to wreck the party...
Old 21 December 2005, 11:18 AM
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Wonder why the two women can't tell the police!

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Old 21 December 2005, 11:20 AM
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I think the perpetrator was some kind of celebrity.
Old 21 December 2005, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I think the perpetrator was some kind of celebrity.
Sorry, I was a little early for the "Celebrity come banking" auditions, and my invitation had a misprint.
Old 21 December 2005, 12:25 PM
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fpmsl @ this
Old 21 December 2005, 12:34 PM
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Where's the original version of this thread gone?
Old 21 December 2005, 12:34 PM
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I bet it's been moved to members gallery hasn't it
Old 21 December 2005, 12:35 PM
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Rumour has it that one of the ladies had a stroke.............













































but the other wasn't quick enough
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I couldnt give a toss

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Originally Posted by Karl 227
I bet it's been moved to members gallery hasn't it
Old 21 December 2005, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
I'm not sure I can let it drop. They were VERY distressed
In a situation like that, give your details to the women and say you are happy to be a witness if they choose to report it. They are the victim, their choice if they want to report it.
Old 21 December 2005, 01:54 PM
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Olly, you weren't around this morning were you

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478506
Old 21 December 2005, 02:01 PM
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It's a draw karl
Old 21 December 2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl 227
Olly, you weren't around this morning were you

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=478506
Ahhh - so you're going to grass yourself up then?




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