Dracoro

As Claude the Hypnotist took to the stage, he
announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists, who only
invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew
a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I
want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It is a very special watch. It has been in my family
for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch. Watch the
watch. Watch the watch. Watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch - until, unexpectedly, it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****!!" said the hypnotist.. . . . . . . . .

It took three weeks to clean the seats

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