Colonic Irrigation
22 October 2005, 07:22 PM
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Colonic Irrigation
Anyone brave enough to admit to having one? If so what are your thoughts on the procedure and how you felt afterwards? How many treatments did you have and how much did it cost?
I'm happy to admit to being curious about this - There seems to be some definate health benefits. Not so sure about someone firing something up my a$$ like but no pain no gain as they say
I'm happy to admit to being curious about this - There seems to be some definate health benefits. Not so sure about someone firing something up my a$$ like but no pain no gain as they say
22 October 2005, 07:28 PM
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Just leave off the intoxicants..
on the other hand if you have the wedge - go for it.....you prolly even enjoy it...
on the other hand if you have the wedge - go for it.....you prolly even enjoy it...
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22 October 2005, 07:42 PM
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LOL, I went on one of those when I was a kid over in america - I know what you mean 
My reading up suggests you'd need around 4-6 sessions to thoroughly flush out the colon and at around £50 a session that isn't too bad I guess.
My reading up suggests you'd need around 4-6 sessions to thoroughly flush out the colon and at around £50 a session that isn't too bad I guess.
22 October 2005, 08:15 PM
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Look, PG - you like a go every now and then on my threads. You now have a choice:
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a) shut up I have no interest in you (recommended)
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22 October 2005, 10:16 PM
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personally I don't think I'd go for it....you have a lot of very useful gut flora up there that help break down certain exogenous/endogenous substances - washing them away can't really be a good thing.
Bear in mind that the efficacy of the contraceptive pill, in some part, relies on the breakdown of one of its metabolites by gut flora (the parent drug is then re-absorbed). This is why some anti-biotics are contraindicated with the Pill.
Of course, as a bloke Saxo, you have nothing to worry about Pill wise - it's just that I don't like the idea of a pipe being shoved up my *** ;->
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Bear in mind that the efficacy of the contraceptive pill, in some part, relies on the breakdown of one of its metabolites by gut flora (the parent drug is then re-absorbed). This is why some anti-biotics are contraindicated with the Pill.
Of course, as a bloke Saxo, you have nothing to worry about Pill wise - it's just that I don't like the idea of a pipe being shoved up my *** ;->
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22 October 2005, 11:13 PM
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why would you honestly want to pay sumbody to flush out your ***???
if your that desperate for gay kicks, ask a local homo from the street to tounge your hoop for £20
if your that desperate for gay kicks, ask a local homo from the street to tounge your hoop for £20
22 October 2005, 11:48 PM
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I'm curious because I've heard of some people saying that they feel really refreshed after it and healthier. I also believe that I'm quite bunged up - I know its not entirely scientific of me but even after a movement when I press on my stomach its always hard and bloated, etc. Surely if there is a build up of hardened crud it would do you good to get rid of it. The procedure does not appeal but the potential benefits do.
22 October 2005, 11:51 PM
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been told 8 pints of guiness then a curry help u with the bloated feeling!
just remember to put toilet paper in fridge in preparation tho....
just remember to put toilet paper in fridge in preparation tho....
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I'm curious because I've heard of some people saying that they feel really refreshed after it and healthier. I also believe that I'm quite bunged up - I know its not entirely scientific of me but even after a movement when I press on my stomach its always hard and bloated, etc. Surely if there is a build up of hardened crud it would do you good to get rid of it. The procedure does not appeal but the potential benefits do.
22 October 2005, 11:56 PM
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seriously tho-i know what u mean-u go on a bombing mission and u open the bomb doors but even after a 20 minute raid -you dont feel as tho you have dropped all the bombs.
Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
I'm curious because I've heard of some people saying that they feel really refreshed after it and healthier. I also believe that I'm quite bunged up - I know its not entirely scientific of me but even after a movement when I press on my stomach its always hard and bloated, etc. Surely if there is a build up of hardened crud it would do you good to get rid of it. The procedure does not appeal but the potential benefits do.
23 October 2005, 12:05 AM
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Would defo try the 'natural' route first. But if that fails, ask your doc for some Picolax. It works like you've swallowed a grenade. Warning: best not to take it at work
23 October 2005, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
why would you honestly want to pay sumbody to flush out your ***???
if your that desperate for gay kicks, ask a local homo from the street to tounge your hoop for £20
if your that desperate for gay kicks, ask a local homo from the street to tounge your hoop for £20
23 October 2005, 12:09 PM
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Apart from the fact that mankind has happily existed for millions of years without the need to shove a hose pipe up his **** to make himself feel better I can't see the need unless you have closet ****** tendencies.
If it's that bad go and buy some bicarbonate of soda and mix a couple of table spoons with water and that will clear you out.
If it's that bad go and buy some bicarbonate of soda and mix a couple of table spoons with water and that will clear you out.
23 October 2005, 12:26 PM
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Flat cap I read yesterday on the net (must be true ) that they believe the ancient egyptian's practised colonic irrigation as early as 1500BC.
) that they believe the ancient egyptian's practised colonic irrigation as early as 1500BC.
23 October 2005, 12:30 PM
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Flat cap I read yesterday on the net (must be true ) that they believe the ancient egyptian's practised colonic irrigation as early as 1500BC.
) that they believe the ancient egyptian's practised colonic irrigation as early as 1500BC.
24 October 2005, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
the ancient eygptians used to insert a barbed wire in a tube up peoples ***** then pullout the tube. and finally pull out the barbed wire ripping their anus to shreds. a nice painful death i learnt that at school me did
24 October 2005, 08:44 AM
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If you enjoy **** ******* it is well worth you while, you really don't want a ladies tongue deep in your **** without a proper cleanout
