Man 'raped' by Dog
21 October 2005, 02:58 PM
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Man 'raped' by Dog
Don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one. Spotted on Pistonheads this afternoon:
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
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21 October 2005, 03:44 PM
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Hmmmm....a quick google found this http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/jan00/1_12_00.htm
True extract from Monday's London Evening Standard
...A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London.......
True extract from Monday's London Evening Standard
...A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London.......
21 October 2005, 03:44 PM
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That was funny.
I doubt it's true though - all I can find is prior postings of it dating back to 1999, some attributed to TYEP and some to the London Evening Standard. Nada on their web sites though
I doubt it's true though - all I can find is prior postings of it dating back to 1999, some attributed to TYEP and some to the London Evening Standard. Nada on their web sites though
21 October 2005, 04:19 PM
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Chris,
Last week it was this:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=463833
Just how do you manage to find these things
Chip
Last week it was this:
http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=463833
Just how do you manage to find these things
Chip
21 October 2005, 05:23 PM
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A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Ronaldo, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
LOL 
21 October 2005, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
You don't get this problem with snakes.... even though they have a twin *****!
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21 October 2005, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
arent those bull terriers comparitively small (as in body and legs!), and hence have problems mounting him?
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21 October 2005, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
arent those bull terriers comparitively small (as in body and legs!), and hence have problems mounting him?
Last edited by Chip Sengravy; 21 October 2005 at 06:30 PM. Reason: forgot the n't
21 October 2005, 06:27 PM
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"The guy was drunk and did not remember a thing"
I bet he had a sore ar$e though!
(paraphrasing) Caught by the side of the road with a staffie called Badger sunk to the nuts in his butt - looks like he took the phrase '*******' to heart then!
sick wierd and funny at the same time - i hope the dog does not suffer any permenant mental or physical side effects
I bet he had a sore ar$e though!
(paraphrasing) Caught by the side of the road with a staffie called Badger sunk to the nuts in his butt - looks like he took the phrase '*******' to heart then!
sick wierd and funny at the same time - i hope the dog does not suffer any permenant mental or physical side effects
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21 October 2005, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
"The guy was drunk and did not remember a thing"
I bet he had a sore ar$e though!
(paraphrasing) Caught by the side of the road the a staffie sunk to the nuts in his butt - looks like he took the phrase '*******' to heart then!
sick wierd and funny at the same time - i hope the dog does not suffer any perminant mental or physical side effects
I bet he had a sore ar$e though!
(paraphrasing) Caught by the side of the road the a staffie sunk to the nuts in his butt - looks like he took the phrase '*******' to heart then!
sick wierd and funny at the same time - i hope the dog does not suffer any perminant mental or physical side effects
Rob
