Help pls ...online countdown retirement clock
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Help pls ...online countdown retirement clock
Hi,
I'm looking for an online tool for counting down the days to retirement for one of my colleagues.
I've searched all over the place and can't find one!
I did see one many years ago, but can't remember where.
It does preferably have to be online, not an .exe, but even one in excel or powerpoint would do.
Any hints anyone??
Cheers,
C
I'm looking for an online tool for counting down the days to retirement for one of my colleagues.
I've searched all over the place and can't find one!
I did see one many years ago, but can't remember where.
It does preferably have to be online, not an .exe, but even one in excel or powerpoint would do.
Any hints anyone??
Cheers,
C
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Use Excel, format cells to show dates, input retirement & todays date, deduct one from the other for the answer (format as a number).
Can you count above two without removing your mittens ?
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Can you count above two without removing your mittens ?
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mmm...
Originally Posted by Dunk
Use Excel, format cells to show dates, input retirement & todays date, deduct one from the other for the answer (format as a number).
Can you count above two without removing your mittens ?
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Can you count above two without removing your mittens ?
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and what part of that solution offers the countdown bit of it???
You obviously work in IT - get requirements, miss out most but think it's about right, cobble together kind of solution, deliver to customer in a flippant manner as if he knows nothing. Get some more budget together to rework original 'solution'. repeat ad infinitum until someone cottons on that you are actually a waste of time and money, get sacked, go on dole, fanticise about all the excel macros you used to write for the 'know nothing' business that are actually making all the money..... etc ..etc..
C
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You obviously work in IT - get requirements, miss out most but think it's about right, cobble together kind of solution, deliver to customer in a flippant manner as if he knows nothing. Get some more budget together to rework original 'solution'. repeat ad infinitum until someone cottons on that you are actually a waste of time and money, get sacked, go on dole, fanticise about all the excel macros you used to write for the 'know nothing' business that are actually making all the money..... etc ..etc..
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Originally Posted by Big C
I bet you're an IT manager....
and what part of that solution offers the countdown bit of it???
You obviously work in IT - get requirements, miss out most but think it's about right, cobble together kind of solution, deliver to customer in a flippant manner as if he knows nothing. Get some more budget together to rework original 'solution'. repeat ad infinitum until someone cottons on that you are actually a waste of time and money, get sacked, go on dole, fanticise about all the excel macros you used to write for the 'know nothing' business that are actually making all the money..... etc ..etc..
C
and what part of that solution offers the countdown bit of it???
You obviously work in IT - get requirements, miss out most but think it's about right, cobble together kind of solution, deliver to customer in a flippant manner as if he knows nothing. Get some more budget together to rework original 'solution'. repeat ad infinitum until someone cottons on that you are actually a waste of time and money, get sacked, go on dole, fanticise about all the excel macros you used to write for the 'know nothing' business that are actually making all the money..... etc ..etc..
C
(PS. The day I work in IT, will be the day I eat my own pants.)
(Use =now function to count from)
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