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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:05 AM
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Get your fuel delivered to your door! http://www.petroldirect.com/

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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:12 AM
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Lol, I like their 'specialist fuels' section :

Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).

This is shipped from our specialist suppliers based in the formet Soviet Union, usually within 28 days. Please note that some background checks may be required, and due to the hazardous nature of the fuel we recommend that some training be undertaken before using it. It may also be necessary to carry out background checks on potential customers.

Please contact us for a quote.
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:16 AM
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'Vin Diesel'
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:30 AM
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...delivered straight through your letterbox...
Rather worrying.

Last edited by G-STAR; Sep 14, 2005 at 10:38 AM. Reason: Added customary wink...
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 10:32 AM
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Its a joke; you can rest easy knowing that petrol isnt being delivered by postmen.....
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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 11:06 AM
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I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.

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Old Sep 14, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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Petrel™
Many people consider seabirds to be a pest - they create a mess, are very noisy and can spread disease. At Petrol Direct we see seabirds differently - as one of nature's great bounties.

Using a specially patented process along with our partners, the Shanghai Biofuel and Noodle Corporation (SBNC) we have developed Petrel™ a fuel source made from a mixture of seabird guano, combined with the rendered down, fermented and then distilled corpses of a variety of common gulls, albatrosses and terns. Tests have shown that this gives an fuel very closely equivalent to standard 95 RON unleaded petrol. Another advantage with Petrel™ is that government regulations count it as a foodstuff, so duty is only the standard 17.5% rate of VAT.
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