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Old 09 September 2005, 02:33 PM
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Default Absolute **** jockey on ebay

Put my car on ebay. 1996 impreza mint with 77k miles
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well if ya need shot of it mate and there is nothing wrong with it i mean i dont want to sound insultive but i can put 50 quid in ya hand tommorrow afternoon

At this point auction is up to 500 quid

then get this

hello mate i can see why you didnt get back to me il ofeer 1000 pounds cash for a pick up tonight either e mail me back or call me on *********



4 days left an he wants me to stop the auction for a grand having offerd 50 quid. Do I bother with a scathing reply or not.
Old 09 September 2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Put my car on ebay. 1996 impreza mint with 77k miles
got these messages


well if ya need shot of it mate and there is nothing wrong with it i mean i dont want to sound insultive but i can put 50 quid in ya hand tommorrow afternoon

At this point auction is up to 500 quid

then get this

hello mate i can see why you didnt get back to me il ofeer 1000 pounds cash for a pick up tonight either e mail me back or call me on *********



4 days left an he wants me to stop the auction for a grand having offerd 50 quid. Do I bother with a scathing reply or not.
I would agree to it and arrange to meet.

Then give him the wrong address

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Old 09 September 2005, 02:38 PM
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I'd give you £60, but i'm not giving you my phone number, I hardly know you
Old 09 September 2005, 03:29 PM
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What a *****, as said above agree to it and give him the wrong address.


..maybe the address of a local massage place or the like ahhahahha
Old 09 September 2005, 04:44 PM
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Tell him to send you a cheque for 10k, and say that you will send him one back for 9.
Old 09 September 2005, 04:46 PM
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Link to auction
Old 09 September 2005, 04:49 PM
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tell him if it dont make £1000, you will take him up on his offer.


then tell him you sold it OFF e-bay for over £6000 +
with the words 'SORRY MATE'
Old 09 September 2005, 05:10 PM
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It must be a wind up offering 50 notes though (a mate?)

I sell a few cars on ebay and I get dozens of emails from pr*cks offering stupid swaps. I used to get into slagging matches back and forth all the time, but I don't even bother writing back to the stupid ones now.
Old 09 September 2005, 05:12 PM
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bloke must be mad
























the cars never worth a grand

(joke)
Old 09 September 2005, 06:56 PM
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Tell him your name is Dr Umboso who is the personal doctor the Queen's Corgis

You are currently stuck in a political coo in an African country which is yet to be named and need the money to pay bail and free your mother who is currently held in jail for poiltical reasons. Say you will ship the car by your friend who has their own shipping company and tell him to send the £1000 via western union.


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Old 09 September 2005, 07:13 PM
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Tell him your name is Dr Umboso who is the personal doctor the Queen's Corgis

You are currently stuck in a political coo in an African country which is yet to be named and need the money to pay bail and free your mother who is currently held in jail for poiltical reasons. Say you will ship the car by your friend who has their own shipping company and tell him to send the £1000 via western union.

Class.
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Old 09 September 2005, 07:26 PM
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