Oh happy days but I need some advice
25 August 2005, 11:16 AM
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Oh happy days but I need some advice
Hi All,
Just after some advice. After getting my life back on track after a ****ty patch (called the ex
) ive got got a date with the gorgous bbw of my dreams.
However, its been like 4 years since I went on a date, and even then I was no smoothie. So can anyone offer some general advice, esp the ladies
I know the basics like haircut, clean shirt and fresh breath but thats where my knowledge of dating the opposite sex ends. !
Oh happy happy days
Just after some advice. After getting my life back on track after a ****ty patch (called the ex
) ive got got a date with the gorgous bbw of my dreams.However, its been like 4 years since I went on a date, and even then I was no smoothie. So can anyone offer some general advice, esp the ladies
I know the basics like haircut, clean shirt and fresh breath but thats where my knowledge of dating the opposite sex ends. !
Oh happy happy days
25 August 2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Reality
What - some women like cheesey ******* 
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.This is heading in a 'Your momma................' direction, please keep it on track
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25 August 2005, 11:27 AM
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try to spend equal amounts of time listening & talking.
If she's got big ears / nose / **** whatever - don't mention it (and don't stare at them)
Don't mention the Ex.
Or that you got advice on how to beheve from here
If she's got big ears / nose / **** whatever - don't mention it (and don't stare at them)
Don't mention the Ex.
Or that you got advice on how to beheve from here
25 August 2005, 11:30 AM
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lol.. what a thread
seriously just chill and pretend your having a pint with 1 of the lads and the conversation will kick off. You dont have to do small talk. Theres 2 of you in a conversation so its not all down to you to make an impression, just remember shes probably thinking the exact same thing, wondering what shes gonna say. You'll soon know if your gonna click or not and if you do you wont be worrying about anything IMO....
btw, dont listen to me, I dont do dates... long term relationship man so my advice is probably as use as a bucket of snow in the north pole
seriously just chill and pretend your having a pint with 1 of the lads and the conversation will kick off. You dont have to do small talk. Theres 2 of you in a conversation so its not all down to you to make an impression, just remember shes probably thinking the exact same thing, wondering what shes gonna say. You'll soon know if your gonna click or not and if you do you wont be worrying about anything IMO....
btw, dont listen to me, I dont do dates... long term relationship man so my advice is probably as use as a bucket of snow in the north pole
25 August 2005, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Anything.... keep it neutral, going into politics or other possibly inflamitory subjects is a no no! General Stuff about family, friends, work etc. Ask her questions about herself and let her start some of the conversations. If you relax it will come naturally and thinking of things to talk about will be easier.
Here's some questions.
1. What do you think about Lesbian Priests adopting children ?
2. Tony Blair - He's a **** - don't you think ?
3. Do you mind Cheese with your after dinner entertainment ?
ps Don't ask these questions if you like her - if you think it's going nowhere - you might aswell have some fun
25 August 2005, 11:33 AM
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Don't let her tie you to the bed, cane your *** and then you go and post the pictures on here. I've been told that attracts a lot of attention and could lead to friction, or at the very least welts in sensitive areas.
25 August 2005, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
lol.. what a thread
seriously just chill and pretend your having a pint with 1 of the lads ...
seriously just chill and pretend your having a pint with 1 of the lads ...
25 August 2005, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Compliment her on her appearance
For example: 'You do not sweat much for a fat lass do you'
For example: 'You do not sweat much for a fat lass do you'
PMSL
25 August 2005, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by hedgehog
Don't let her tie you to the bed, cane your *** and then you go and post the pictures on here. I've been told that attracts a lot of attention and could lead to friction, or at the very least welts in sensitive areas.
I suppose you could but i would re-register under another name to prevent my identy from being found out.
25 August 2005, 11:42 AM
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Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bull**** you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can **** off then'
Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bull**** you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off:
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can **** off then'
Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well
Chorus
'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your ****?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
25 August 2005, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shonen
Stueyb if you really like this girl then ignore the advice of Reality as she will fun a mile!
Mind you there is something strangely alluring about him....cant quite put my finger on what it is yet?
Mind you there is something strangely alluring about him....cant quite put my finger on what it is yet?
