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Old 21 August 2005, 10:38 PM
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Default I just drank bleach - aw ****!

Evenin' all,

Tonight I have mostly been drinking bleach
Don't worry, it wasn't deliberate

When I finished work this morning I was struggling to clean my mug (couldn't get me hand in to scrub it!), and the tea had left brown marks at the bottom of it. That's when I came up with the genius idea of spraying loads of kitchen cleaner with bleach and a dash of hot water into my mug, and putting it away in my locker to work it's magic. Came to work tonight and my colleague offered to get the teas in, so I gave him my locker key..... you can guess the rest eek:

I thought it tasted a bit 'strong' but I just assumed he'd left the tea bag in for a while . It was only after I finished it I remembered what I'd done.

It was only about 5mm deep in the bottom of the mug, and I looked at the label on the cleaner and I think it is less than 5% bleach, but obviously the other 95% isn't just water. So far I've washed it down with; a cup of tea (obviously ), 2 sanwiches, a packet of crisps, 2 cups of smoothie and a cup of water. I think I'll just keep drinking water all night to dilute it furter.


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Am I going to die?
Old 21 August 2005, 10:40 PM
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Don't think you'll die but your ****e might be white tomorrow!!

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Old 21 August 2005, 10:51 PM
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Are you dead *now* ? <i'll come back later and check>
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Am I going to die?
We are all going to die!

5% Sodium Hypochlorite isn't too bad, especially diluted further by your tea. The remainder will be surfactants and scent. You'd be vomitting blood by now if it was bad news!
Old 21 August 2005, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Den
Don't think you'll die but your ****e might be white tomorrow!!

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Old 21 August 2005, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JamieMacdonald
Am I going to die?
Not definately, but remember to tell us if you do, so we know not to drink that brand....

Old 21 August 2005, 11:05 PM
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Probably more sodium hypochlorite in your local swimming pool

Just stay off the salt for a bit
Old 21 August 2005, 11:22 PM
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Errm this might be totally wrong but isn't bleach an alkali ?
in which case I suggest you suck down a cup of white wine vinegar
Old 21 August 2005, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jods
Errm this might be totally wrong but isn't bleach an alkali ?
in which case I suggest you suck down a cup of white wine vinegar
Maybe a suggestion of battery acid perhaps
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Well Jamie .... you still with us ?
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Old 22 August 2005, 06:49 AM
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Only kidding. I made it through the night shift - yay!

Just hope I don't wake up dead later on.
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Well with a bit of luck your bad breath may be gone now
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... and when you go for a dump, you probably won't need air freshener
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my sister drank bleach from the bottle when she was two , only a mouthful or so . she was sick for a while but nothing more than that . we rang the doctor he said to drink lots of water and if she gets worse go to hospital. she was fine after an hour or so , so i think u should be ok.


ps she is demented now
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