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Old 19 August 2005, 02:40 PM
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Talking Are you Tantric?

Ok, here's a weird one for Friday...

(Prudes may want to try a different thread... you have been warned!)



One of my colleagues has just reported overhearing a discussion between a few members of our secretarial pool (the gossip club ). Apparently one young lady, who looks a bit like Vicky Pollard, was boasting that she and her boyfriend practice tantric sex and that he can last indefinitely in the sack!

If the mental image of Vicky and her chav 'at it' wasn't enough to make me wish you can "un-hear" things he continued "the key to it is that he orgasms without ejaculating by witholding his semen and, apparently, hasn't ejaculated in months!"

Now initially I put this down to either her reading too much "Heat" magazine, or her boyfriend finding her so ugly he can't finish the job... but a curious google search reveals there may be something in it (although in no way verifying her gruesome account).

So Scoobynet... true or rubbish? Discuss!
Old 19 August 2005, 02:46 PM
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ROFL

I suppose it's for those who can't last very long - IE can't keep going after the first go No need for tantric sex at our house
Old 19 August 2005, 02:48 PM
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I expect the references you found on google were from nutjob sites? Did you manage to find any confirmation from reputable sources?
Old 19 August 2005, 02:50 PM
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http://skepdic.com/tantra.html - I'm convinced
Old 19 August 2005, 02:50 PM
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sting does it

i like multiple orgasms, when u r a lil on the sensitive side sometimes u can help it but sometimes u can

what u can do is when u r about to shoot , u can take it out and shoot a lil and the ding dong stays hard coz u dont shoot all your load u can lost longer , so shoot on your ladies body and use it as lubrication haha and then on and on till your hearts satisfaction, if it happens again repeat the method

its awesome
Old 19 August 2005, 02:50 PM
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True.

Next?
Old 19 August 2005, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
I expect the references you found on google were from nutjob sites? Did you manage to find any confirmation from reputable sources?
I think you are probably right Olly... apart from anything else, the human anatomical implications don't really favour her account!

A quick glance down the list of sites does seem to suggest most are fairly "out there"!
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Have you done it, Telboy?
Old 19 August 2005, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
True.

Next?
I'm sure you knew you'd be asked to qualify that unhelpfully brief response further, right?
Old 19 August 2005, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
True.

Next?
What's true?

If you are saying that with practice people can develop a greater control of their body, then I'd agree. If you are claiming that you need to sit in the lotus position and mutter in hindi to do it then cobblers.
Old 19 August 2005, 02:54 PM
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Well basically it IS true! Yes i had a relationship based on this about 10 years ago, maybe slightly longer. Her idea, not mine. It's ok if it's what you want, like all thses things. Too spiritual for my liking, but not an unpleasant experience by any means.
Old 19 August 2005, 02:56 PM
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LOL... only on scoobynet....

Moses, I dont think we need to know that you use your own sex wee as lubrication
Old 19 August 2005, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Well basically it IS true! Yes i had a relationship based on this about 10 years ago, maybe slightly longer. Her idea, not mine. It's ok if it's what you want, like all thses things. Too spiritual for my liking, but not an unpleasant experience by any means.
My point was you can achieve the same results without the spiritual element.

The meditation etc to achieve the result is not a requirement, a bit like it isn't needed to bounce across the floor on your a$$ like the nutball yogic flyers claim either.
Old 19 August 2005, 02:59 PM
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Wet t-bags and rub on skin and allow to dry to stain.

The old fake tan from a bottle

Sunbeds


There must be other tantrics as well.
Old 19 August 2005, 03:00 PM
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Move along here nothing to see

I have never tried it, tbh cant be arsed would rather shoot my muck & go to sleep, job done & all that
Old 19 August 2005, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
LOL... only on scoobynet....

Moses, I dont think we need to know that you use your own sex wee as lubrication
Come on... he's our very own Theodore P. Wilderbeast!!
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According to the www it's a form of Yoga

Tantra
Old 19 August 2005, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Wet t-bags and rub on skin and allow to dry to stain.

The old fake tan from a bottle

Sunbeds


There must be other tantrics as well.

LMAO

class!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:02 PM
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LOL Sti-04!! Charming!!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:02 PM
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It helps if the woman in question has gay parents <nods>
Old 19 August 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
LOL Sti-04!! Charming!!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:05 PM
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Teaching yourself to control certain bodily functions is one thing but I can't imagine holding in your goo for months at a time can be very good health wise and quite why that should help matters is anyone's guess and it certainly isn't because you are holding onto your "sexual essence"!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
Teaching yourself to control certain bodily functions is one thing but I can't imagine holding in your goo for months at a time can be very good health wise and quite why that should help matters is anyone's guess and it certainly isn't because you are holding onto your "sexual essence"!
Maybe he's planning to make a very very very angry dragon!!?
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You will eventually ejaculate at some time anyway, even in bed on your own asleep.


Cliff Richard never has sex, so which is it cliff - One off the wrist, or sticky sheets ?
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Maybe he's planning to make a very very very angry dragon!!?
LOL!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
You will eventually ejaculate at some time anyway, even in bed on your own asleep.


Cliff Richard never has sex, so which is it cliff - One off the wrist, or sticky sheets ?

I hear he has an excellent lob
Old 19 August 2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Maybe he's planning to make a very very very angry dragon!!?

PMSL
Tea over monitor
Old 19 August 2005, 03:18 PM
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If you never ejaculated for months during sex you would end up with a considerable build up of pressure and in the words of a famous actor.....

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !!
Old 19 August 2005, 03:31 PM
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Maybe he's hoping that she'll give him a BJ and he'll release it all in one go and choke the bitch.
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LOL tmo at the Very Very Angry Dragon

Markus, you need to read the Tweaky thread re the Angry Dragon



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