Lad at work!
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Lad at work!
A lad at work has a really short temper and is always flipping his lid, he works out too and theres rumours he takes or used to take steroriods. Which i suppose could explain his temper!
This is what he told me today!:
Our team leader went over to him to ask about some material he had cut and he said he started moaning at him. The lad then said to him where it was and apparently our team leader then said "next thing youll be offering me outside to the bike sheds for a fight" !! To which he said no, the team leader then said my lads stronger than you and he said i dont think he is, he then said he would get all three of his sons to come sort him out! - Now the funny bit! He said he was in the pub with his brother and he told him and his brother said "you dont need to fight them, ill take them all on at the same time" !!!
The things that leave his mouth is priceless! He said a while ago that there was an accident in front of him and one of the drivers was giving the other victim grief, he said he had to "discipline" him! Most of his stories revolve around him fighting someone or handing out discipline!
He also said someone had a go at his dad outside his house once, so he ushered his dad inside and knocked the guy out! Theres also the time his brother apprehended some gangsters in his mums kitchen!!
This is what he told me today!:
Our team leader went over to him to ask about some material he had cut and he said he started moaning at him. The lad then said to him where it was and apparently our team leader then said "next thing youll be offering me outside to the bike sheds for a fight" !! To which he said no, the team leader then said my lads stronger than you and he said i dont think he is, he then said he would get all three of his sons to come sort him out! - Now the funny bit! He said he was in the pub with his brother and he told him and his brother said "you dont need to fight them, ill take them all on at the same time" !!!
The things that leave his mouth is priceless! He said a while ago that there was an accident in front of him and one of the drivers was giving the other victim grief, he said he had to "discipline" him! Most of his stories revolve around him fighting someone or handing out discipline!
He also said someone had a go at his dad outside his house once, so he ushered his dad inside and knocked the guy out! Theres also the time his brother apprehended some gangsters in his mums kitchen!!
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Theres sooo many stories I just cant remember them all!!
He did mention recently though that when he used to work on the doors a bloke broke a lasses nose for no reason, so he laid him out on the floor and when the police arrived he told them, they could arrest him too if they wanted!!!
He did mention recently though that when he used to work on the doors a bloke broke a lasses nose for no reason, so he laid him out on the floor and when the police arrived he told them, they could arrest him too if they wanted!!!
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im struggling a bit with your story to be honest
dont you belive him?
or were you just pointing out how crazy he is?
i know plenty of people like him TBF lol
one of them used to be my boss
always rabbiting on about how hard he was
he used to be massive, stopped his gear and wieghts, still kept eating
i only knew him as a big fat arsehole
anyway, armed robbery on the store one day (i had sneaked out early and missed it by 5 mins LMAO) this bloke gets orderd to get the most expensive gear out of the stores for them
hes "hard" hes giving them grief and got them a crappy matsui hifi?
all the shop floor staff think hes sooo tough
anyway, i left that job, few months later i was sitting in traffic in newcastle, looked to my left as i creeped up towards a car
it was the same bloke
spent about 5 mins beeping the horn to make him look, TBH i was only going to say hello and stuff, this bloke sat there stareing ahead bricking it not daring to look to his right
WTF lol
dont you belive him?
or were you just pointing out how crazy he is?
i know plenty of people like him TBF lol
one of them used to be my boss
always rabbiting on about how hard he was
he used to be massive, stopped his gear and wieghts, still kept eating
i only knew him as a big fat arsehole
anyway, armed robbery on the store one day (i had sneaked out early and missed it by 5 mins LMAO) this bloke gets orderd to get the most expensive gear out of the stores for them
hes "hard" hes giving them grief and got them a crappy matsui hifi?
all the shop floor staff think hes sooo tough
anyway, i left that job, few months later i was sitting in traffic in newcastle, looked to my left as i creeped up towards a car
it was the same bloke
spent about 5 mins beeping the horn to make him look, TBH i was only going to say hello and stuff, this bloke sat there stareing ahead bricking it not daring to look to his right
WTF lol
Last edited by StickyMicky; 21 July 2005 at 06:30 PM.
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