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Old 11 June 2005, 10:08 AM
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I am about to attempt to beat my all time record of 14 slices in one sitting for breakfast this morning.

more importantly, can it be done. I am ravenous and the last thing I ate was the remains of the chow mein on the floor next to me yesterday.
Old 11 June 2005, 10:10 AM
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If you see a picture of the Virgin Mary on a slice don't bite into it, you could see it on eBay.

Virgin my ****.
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Originally Posted by paul-s
I am about to attempt to beat my all time record of 14 slices in one sitting for breakfast this morning.

more importantly, can it be done. I am ravenous and the last thing I ate was the remains of the chow mein on the floor next to me yesterday.
jesus - no offence but you must be one fat knacker

3 slices and I feel ill.


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Old 11 June 2005, 10:13 AM
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Cool record!

Are we talking dry toast or buttered / margerined?
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Good skills mate! I bow in your presence!!
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
Cool record!

Are we talking dry toast or buttered / margerined?
What about Marmite ??
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Marmite's just plain wrong

Horrible stuff.

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I take it this is your thin sliced wholemeal supermarket fodder....
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Old 11 June 2005, 10:21 AM
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ok to answer questions so far, nope im not fat, whatsoever. just have an insatiable appetite.

last time i completed my record 3 of us tried. one gaffed out at 10, me and my mate retired at 14. Although i was bloated as hell after

and yes its butter all the way

oh also if anyone can eat a plain slice of bread, nothing on it, in under 60 seconds then ill bow down to you coz thats an impossible task. think you can do it - go try now
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So, no virgins involved then? Bugger.
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oh also if anyone can eat a plain slice of bread, nothing on it, in under 60 seconds then ill bow down to you coz thats an impossible task. think you can do it - go try now [/QUOTE]
No prob's, don't like butter or any of those slimy yellow spread thing's, alway's eat dry bread, the only time i may put butter on it, is so i can get more marmite on it without it tearing the bread to piece's.
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HAHA now i think about ....(long time ago at school).......the real test was how many crackers you could down in a minute.......cant remember what type or ought...
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3 Jacob's crackers in your mouth is sheer hell after about 10 seconds!!
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you may hold the record for toast, but i can eat anyone under the table with shredded wheat or weetabix.....
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Originally Posted by Freak
you may hold the record for toast, but i can eat anyone under the table with shredded wheat or weetabix.....
..ooh do enlighten me of the details of your skill. how many weetabix can you munch down
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jacobs thats right.......You need massive salivary glands..

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done 12 once and no im not fat either, medium sliced to
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Think I did 8 not long ago, with marg and jam on all
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by comparison i only managed one and a half this morning, as my stomach is curdling from last nights 'activities'
even the best of us have off days
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My housemate ate 16 slices, of medium cut white tin bread. He eats once every two days.
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