sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

cos i reckon that you would get speeding tickets if it wasnt for us

i have worked out something today.....done a lot of driving the last few days and ive noticed that when ive been in heavy traffic on a motorway and there are speed restrictions the traffic slows down a bit, but when my RA goes off the traffic passes the hidden cameras at exactly the right speed, much to the annoyance of drivers driving behind you thinking you are being an **** for going so slow, and when there is no camera and no alert, the traffic speeds throught the speed restrictions.

i have come to the conclusion that if you have a RA then we slow other drivers as well, thus preventing getting caught


my thought of the day HTH

paulr

but if you slow down dont they overtake and still get done

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

not if the traffic is too heavy, when all the people with the RA ahead start braking it has a knock on effect and its pretty difficult or stoopid to overtake.
i did loads of mental research today on the M25 and M23

i think my theory is right (and i'm a woman) apart from the die-hards

Spoon

What do you call a woman in a yellow car?

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

shut it muppet

Anger

iTrader: (4)

Were are the hidden cameras on the M23

Spoon

A banana split arsé.

Simon C

Damn scarey. evening squarsey

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

behind the bridge signs, they are grey, and i went through 2 on both sides.
some speed signs have them and some dont...and i havnt updated mine for months

spoon, that was soooooooo not funny

i get on and off on J 10 for the M25,

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

hello simon, have you had the sport converted yet

Simon C

Nope, working on plans though. Getting the suspension and everything else sorted first before going engine modding.

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

has spoon gone off to find another joke ..........NEXT

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

is it turning into a night mare? i want to get a new engine as well (more speeding tickets)

Anger

iTrader: (4)

I normally bomb it down the M23 and have never got a speeding ticket

Simon C

Dunno, but SS are you going to watch what you say and the next muppet do in londinium??? Unlike the last 1!!!

Chip Sengravy

Spoon

A custard tart.

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

lol, its not what i said...but what i did

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

so my road angel is crap then
you may have been lucky cos they dont ticket all the drivers

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

thats stale now
have i met you in southend

Spoon

Nope, not me. I frequent Southend a few times a year but only sleep there and rush back home to humanity as quickly as possible.

The place smells of crabs.

Simon C

Its what you said the the bloke next to you I was thinking of, let alone you showing off your "hot pants"

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

snot me, there is nowhere for them to live

SIMON,who are you talking about that was next to me
is this something ive forgotton?

Simon C

By the sounds of things yes there is something you've forgotten.

Do you remmeber the guy sitting next to you in the pub, said "excuse me pleae, I gotta go tot he little boys room"??? do you remember your response???

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

noooooooo, but i think its gonna be bad.........

Simon C

Yup, but was 1 hell of a corny chat up line, "doesn't look that small from where I'm sitting"

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

me? do corny lol

did he say he was off to the little boys room...i sort of remember

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

You on the pull again Sara??

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

hello loony

this was a serious post you no BTTT