A Little joke to make us Female Smile
05 June 2005, 11:46 PM
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A Little joke to make us Female Smile
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will give you each a wish." "Oo, I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - Two tickets for The QE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - The husband became 92 years old.
You see... Men might be ba*tards.... ...But fairies are......female!
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will give you each a wish." "Oo, I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - Two tickets for The QE2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic - but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime...so... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - The husband became 92 years old.
You see... Men might be ba*tards.... ...But fairies are......female!
06 June 2005, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
But naturally the last laugh is on the male 'cos she's got to have it off with a 92 year old
06 June 2005, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by bzz
......who will promptly have a heart attack and die, leaving her to find someone younger again!! Poetic justice - don't you just love it!!
06 June 2005, 09:03 AM
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Now if the fairy had just made the woman 30 years younger, the woman would have been over the moon at being younger and the hubby would have been delighted too. Seems you need to get some male fairies with brains
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06 June 2005, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Now if the fairy had just made the woman 30 years younger, the woman would have been over the moon at being younger and the hubby would have been delighted too. Seems you need to get some male fairies with brains
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