When was the last time you had a fist-fight?
28 May 2005, 06:33 PM
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When was the last time you had a fist-fight?
-And did you win or lose?
Mine was AT LEAST twenty years ago. A bunch of lads were picking on me and our lass because we were punks back then. One lad thought he'd take it a bit further than the name-calling and ****-taking and a little bit of fisticuffage ensued. Our lass was right in the fray- handbag flying, screaming like a banshee... Next thing, this lad was suddenly hoisted away by what appeared to be the Castleford version of the Hulk. "Is 'e bovverin you?" said our knight in a cap-sleeved t-shirt.
He proceeded to give this chap a short but thorough hiding. Afterwards he came over and said "A like folk like thee... tha dunt do no 'arm to ***'dy, an' tha's doin thee own thing... tha's all rate owd ****".
Mint.
Mine was AT LEAST twenty years ago. A bunch of lads were picking on me and our lass because we were punks back then. One lad thought he'd take it a bit further than the name-calling and ****-taking and a little bit of fisticuffage ensued. Our lass was right in the fray- handbag flying, screaming like a banshee... Next thing, this lad was suddenly hoisted away by what appeared to be the Castleford version of the Hulk. "Is 'e bovverin you?" said our knight in a cap-sleeved t-shirt.
He proceeded to give this chap a short but thorough hiding. Afterwards he came over and said "A like folk like thee... tha dunt do no 'arm to ***'dy, an' tha's doin thee own thing... tha's all rate owd ****".
Mint.
28 May 2005, 06:42 PM
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When I was about 15 with my next door neighbour. Gave him a bloody nose then smacked his head into the pebbledashed wall of the house which cut his face up quite badly. Still he deserved what he got as he'd broken into our house a week before.
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28 May 2005, 07:00 PM
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Blimey, it's been a while to say the least! Getting older and wiser now enables me to defuse most situations before they start. If that fails, I'm a ruddy quick runner... 
The last proper fist fight I had was in Victoria, Central London about 8 years ago. A cyclist riding on the pavement slammed into me at around 4.00am. I had the audacity to remonstrate verbally with this toe rag and he responded by tickling, sorry, punching me. Having been equiped with an iron jaw, his efforts were in vain. I proceded to show him how big a mistake he had just made. Just as I thought I was going to have to deal, somehow, with his charming girlfriend (forearm tattos don't do it for me on a woman), a couple of the Mets finest arrived and carted the pair of them off to the local nick. Apparently, they had seen the whole incident and only intervened to prevent me from having to hit a "girl" (not that I would have). A couple of excellent coppers who handled the incident like total pros.
The last proper fist fight I had was in Victoria, Central London about 8 years ago. A cyclist riding on the pavement slammed into me at around 4.00am. I had the audacity to remonstrate verbally with this toe rag and he responded by tickling, sorry, punching me. Having been equiped with an iron jaw, his efforts were in vain. I proceded to show him how big a mistake he had just made. Just as I thought I was going to have to deal, somehow, with his charming girlfriend (forearm tattos don't do it for me on a woman), a couple of the Mets finest arrived and carted the pair of them off to the local nick. Apparently, they had seen the whole incident and only intervened to prevent me from having to hit a "girl" (not that I would have). A couple of excellent coppers who handled the incident like total pros.
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28 May 2005, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
6 years ago pissed up **** pinched my girlfriends **** then smirked at me when i confronted him one smack later sorted
28 May 2005, 07:43 PM
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I like hearing stories from liars who are so hard that they have never lost a fight in their lives.I picked a fight with some light infantry boxing champion(found out after the fight) in the pub once,he punched me 3 times ,i managed to block all of them,with my face LOL.Im proud to say i never went down though,i just hung onto the nearest wall for a while until the world stayed still again.I looked like chi-chi the panda for a few days but i really deserved it.
My last fight was a lot more vicious and even though i was defending myself i nearly got sent down for it.I try and stay clear of fisty cuffs these days,too many responsiblities.Im off to get me pipe and slippers,LOL.
My last fight was a lot more vicious and even though i was defending myself i nearly got sent down for it.I try and stay clear of fisty cuffs these days,too many responsiblities.Im off to get me pipe and slippers,LOL.
28 May 2005, 07:47 PM
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Bit pissed up at Liverpool St, McDonalds, some other boozed bloke pushed in the Q and nearly knocked some girl over, i tried to be the hero, 
punches exchanged, result was a black eye and a few bruised ribs, i guess he was simliar, a few friends quelled the situation.
i try to be a bit more pacified now. dont always w**k though.
punches exchanged, result was a black eye and a few bruised ribs, i guess he was simliar, a few friends quelled the situation. i try to be a bit more pacified now. dont always w**k though.
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28 May 2005, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
2 years ago called in the pub for a pint after work .pissed up gobby bstrd started pushing me so i hit him with the trusty old scaffolding spanner , fight over
28 May 2005, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Never really been in a fist fight but the last autication I was in was at school with Jeromes brother during a computer studies lesson
28 May 2005, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by spireite
2 years ago called in the pub for a pint after work .pissed up gobby bstrd started pushing me so i hit him with the trusty old scaffolding spanner , fight over
Remind me not to push about you down the pub.
28 May 2005, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1977
So if somebody attacked you then you wouldnt fight back?If you would then does that make you a mug?
And yes, I would and have fought back. I do it on a weekly basis with my work, where I also see the results of peoples' fist fights.
28 May 2005, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
Fighting is for mugs.
Unless it's controlled and in the ring.
Unless it's controlled and in the ring.
There are some hard barstards out there, and making a hobby of getting into fights only increases your chances of meeting one.
It speaks volumes that my last trouble was, I think, 22 years ago and not at my instigation. I tend not to pursue activities that I'm not very good at.
28 May 2005, 08:07 PM
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A while back now, in a Mcdonalds on Liverpool Street, I was a bit drunk and stumbled into a queue of folk-next thing a bloke tries his luck and begins hitting me-but lucky enough i got the better of him before his mates rescued him........
28 May 2005, 08:07 PM
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about 18 months ago I was at work and a guy was beating up his old girlfriend, I told him to stop and he hit me spiltting my lip, I said you really should not have done that mate, he said come on then old man, so I punched the living **** out of him, punched him into a corner and just kept hitting him, until he ran off.
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28 May 2005, 08:08 PM
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And that's self defence.
I take fighting as 2 or more idiots in/outside a pub fighting over a spilt pint or someone looking at someone's 'bird'.
The usual idiotic Friday night stuff.
I take fighting as 2 or more idiots in/outside a pub fighting over a spilt pint or someone looking at someone's 'bird'.
The usual idiotic Friday night stuff.
28 May 2005, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ^OPM^
A while back now, in a Mcdonalds on Liverpool Street, I was a bit drunk and stumbled into a queue of folk-next thing a bloke tries his luck and begins hitting me-but lucky enough i got the better of him before his mates rescued him........
28 May 2005, 08:15 PM
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Hmmm. I remember two blokes on the same night out starting to have a bit of a fall out and grapple in the tap room. A fat, hairy bloke at the bar calmly stepped up, knocked both of them out with as many punches, drained his pint and walked out.
I don't get into fights.
I don't get into fights.
28 May 2005, 08:22 PM
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A while back now, in a Mcdonalds on Liverpool Street, I was queuing up for a big mac and these two chaps started harassing some poor girl before ending up fighting each other
I gave them both a good clip round the ear, and sent them on their way home, despite one of the guys being convinced I was his mate, and that he loved me
I gave them both a good clip round the ear, and sent them on their way home, despite one of the guys being convinced I was his mate, and that he loved me
28 May 2005, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ^OPM^
A while back now, in a Mcdonalds on Liverpool Street, I was a bit drunk and stumbled into a queue of folk-next thing a bloke tries his luck and begins hitting me-but lucky enough i got the better of him before his mates rescued him........
hows the broken nose