A scoobynet exclusive; my confession.
26 May 2005, 06:19 PM
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A scoobynet exclusive; my confession.
Generally, the standard of my life is good.. I'm relatively well off, I live in a spacious flat, and I have plenty of friends.
However, contray to 'popular beliefs', and what ever I may have told you in the past; I have no arms and cannot drive.
I told you all it was fuel surge but if the truth be known I was driving at 90mph with my knees and basically lost it.
As you can imagine, I miss the things most of you take for granted, such as powerslides, drifting, track days and taking a corner without spinning out. Ask me to take a roundabout fast and I'll put my car through a signpost.
I've hidden this, lied about it, covered it up for too long, generally so I could fit in, I like the anonymity the internet gives me.
As you can see, hopefully, I have spent some time wording this post, and at the last minute, pondered about actulally posting it (!) but I'm letting it out now, I will not regret it.
So, that's all I wanted to tell you, really. Nothing will change, I hope. Infact dispite being my own 'biggest critic', I consider myself 'better' than a lot of people. I'm awesome at drag racing and braking and can w@nk with my feet
There, I said it all. Flame about it all you want, don't even believe me, I couldn't care less. I just felt like sharing it.
Hopefully you can all forgive me for the fuel surge incident now and show some understanding
K
Just a little fun
However, contray to 'popular beliefs', and what ever I may have told you in the past; I have no arms and cannot drive.
I told you all it was fuel surge but if the truth be known I was driving at 90mph with my knees and basically lost it.
As you can imagine, I miss the things most of you take for granted, such as powerslides, drifting, track days and taking a corner without spinning out. Ask me to take a roundabout fast and I'll put my car through a signpost.
I've hidden this, lied about it, covered it up for too long, generally so I could fit in, I like the anonymity the internet gives me.
As you can see, hopefully, I have spent some time wording this post, and at the last minute, pondered about actulally posting it (!) but I'm letting it out now, I will not regret it.
So, that's all I wanted to tell you, really. Nothing will change, I hope. Infact dispite being my own 'biggest critic', I consider myself 'better' than a lot of people. I'm awesome at drag racing and braking and can w@nk with my feet
There, I said it all. Flame about it all you want, don't even believe me, I couldn't care less. I just felt like sharing it.
Hopefully you can all forgive me for the fuel surge incident now and show some understanding
K
Just a little fun
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26 May 2005, 08:18 PM
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You guys are all sick 
Kenny is telling the truth
Si
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I believe him anyway... as what has he got to gain from posting such stuff
Kenny is telling the truth
Si
often sickened by the insensitivity of scoobynet at times
I believe him anyway... as what has he got to gain from posting such stuff
26 May 2005, 08:37 PM
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No, to put the icing on the cake I have to put a thread up entitled I made a thread earlier about being armless... and inside detail how you are all gullible fannies, that I have two working arms and I'm really a rally driving drift bitch with skills to shame McRay. THAT, would be the 'icing on the cake'
