fast bloke

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-- Love you
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night."
Jack son answers "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door!"
Jack says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed," 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!' "

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

sti-04!!

BIG MASSIVE SIAL

fast bloke

<gives sti04 10p>

Here - go call someone who gives a f**k

sti-04!!

<puts 10p in pocket>

**** phoning someone better in my pocket than BT's

Lee247

I think its funny,

wwp8

i think its good

Apparition

Again, I've never heard it before and its hilarious !
Is it some sort of disease that these people have who shout SIAL all the time....like tourets syndrome ?

fast bloke

sti04 - nah nah nah nee nah nah

Mrs WRX

Pardon my ignorance but what does SIAL actually stand for?

Dracoro

Said It All Lastweek

Mrs WRX

Oh right!!

Dracoro

Well, it's actually Scooby In A Lake but my version says it all really

sti-04!!

Leslie

Les

Mrs WRX

You fibbing bugger!!!!!!

TelBoy

Am i missing something here, or is the "joke" a totally unironic story, with a plausible last line? TIA

CLSII

It made me laugh anyway