Luminous

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Oh, how I laughed yesterday.......

A red Pug 106 Xsi, with 4 occupants, all young lads
A black Citroen VTR with 4 occupants, all young lads

All total chavs, driving round and round the town centre looking for attention. They both then decide to drive in the pedestrian zone, loading only (that does not include posing).

Black VTR turns the corner and boots it, sees a fit bird and stops to talk. Red Pug boots it around the corner. Well they have to boot it right? Those big exhausts need massive revs to work.

Oh yeah, did I mention that the black VTR had stopped

**SMASH** Huge smash I reckon the Pug rear ended the VTR at about 15-20 mph. Headlights and bumpers smashed from what I could see. The headlights made a lovely pile of glass in the road just in front of the XSi's tyres.

I dared to make the suggestion as to where he could get a broom to sweep up, heaven forbid that they clear up after themselves. Needless to say I was told where to go, but at least I got to watch the pillock drive through his own pile of glass.

Oh, did I mention that I called the council to leave the details of the crash, his reg, and where all the mess was to clean up. Hope he gets the bill

They crashed in front of around 100 people, no joke. So many people just p*ssing themselves laughing at them.

Not to say that when the drivers went to "talk" to one another all you could here was f*ck this, f*ck that, I mean f*ck me, f*ck me man, what the f*ck (I'll help you out there mate...you crashed). 16 years of education to produce that......

Scoob99

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Can you get any CCTV so we can have a laugh

Luminous

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I don't think so, I had my camera on me as well....I was just not quick enough to capture the event. When they all piled out I decided it would be prudent not to take a pic....

Vette_76

PMSL

I'd love to have seen that!!

Moments like that make you feel good to be alive!!

jowl

On that note, I think i can leave for work.

Wish I would have seen it....it sounds very very funny

Chris L

Priceless

Suresh

Quality post.

Suresh

Vette_76

With some pictures it would definitely make a good spoof Mastercard "Priceless" ad!!

T4molie

PMSL Brilliant!!

CooperS

Quality, reminds me of the time I was in Zante (2000), we're all queued up on a tour operators **** up, about 70-100 18-25 year olds waiting to enter a bar on the main street, some chavs come down the road on their hired moped/enduro things, obviously trying to impress the ladies in the party, one of them comes flying down the road and does a massive skid to a stop, everyone thinks "what a ****" his mate is behind him, still coming down the street at a rate of knots, and hasn't been able to get the anchors on in time, so in his panic, pulls the front brake on AND the throttle fully wide open at the same time, the legs are down on the road in a futile attempt to rub some speed off, his nuts are also up against the tank, we all watch with bated breath....

He barrels full force into his mate, we all laugh and cheer as they try to untangle their bikes, one of them limps off pushing his bike,leaving his mate to dust himself down, flicking the V's on the way, oh how we guffawed.

It's things like this that really make you feel alive hehehe

bluenosewrx

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Adults 1
Chavs 0
No need for extra time.Quality post

Mac

Vette_76

Dammit..........why am I never around to see these type of things happen!!

Just a shame they weren't seriously injured!!

Leslie

The ultimate Schadenfreude then.

Les

Luminous

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But they were all seriously injured, at birth !! They barely had a brain cell to share between them. I'm surprised that they could drive. Oh hold on, I almost forgot, they couldn't

Jap2Scrap

It's amazing how many people on here have never done anything stupid...

Like I never once drove between two tight looking bollards forgetting that the rear arches on my car were wider than the fronts and ending up riding up the bollards and finishing stuck in the air with the rear drivewheels off the ground.

In front of a nightclub queue of about 200 people.

In the rain.

With 3 mates who were p!ssing themselves laughing whilst at the same time trying to make out they didn't know me.

Sheesh.

Still, sounds like they did deserve it!

Luminous

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We all do daft things. Like when I was 17 and reversed out of the garage to see a spare bumper lying on the floor. Strange I thought, what's that doing there. Ah yes, that will be what that grinding noise was when I hit the side of the garage.....oops

Luminous

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Oh, almost forogt Jap2Scrap. Do you have any pictures of your event ?

Abdabz

I once went straight on at a bend driving a volvo 940 se turbo because I was hell bent on beating a bedford rascal to the top of a hill.... A beford rascal!!! I career off a bend a 50mph because Im racing a flippin sooty bus!!!
I was 17... but its no excuse...at least me and my four passengers were unhurt - god bless volvos - but the sooty bus got to the top about 2 weeks ahead of me

super_si

please tell me there was a chav fight

ajm

New_scooby_04

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PMSL.

Reminds me of the time a 4 chavs pulled up alongside me in a turn right hand lane only, revving the nuts of their 1.2 Corsa with dustbin diameter exhaust. Aparently, what they didn't see in their determination to "do a scooby" was the police car sitting behind me.

I couldn't resist!

I blipped the throttle once just to give the Chavs the impression that I was not going to let them get in front..

Cue amber and Corsa et Chavs wheelspins like no-ones business off -gaining very little speed in the process- it has to be said.

There was this blue flashing light. The police shot past me in pursit of Corsa, which promptly pulled over!

Me? I just turned left!

StickyMicky

lmfao @ this post


sumthing stupid that i did back in the days which still sticks in my head

i "showed off" while on a first date type thing with this bird, and drove full speed a flooded road, and the ****box nova cut out in the middle and we were stuck, shoes under the water style

took about 45 mins of wd 40 and jump leads to get the thing started again, never saw "zoe" ever again

good stuff

NotoriousREV

Of course, you're laughing now but there'll be 7 whiplash claims at £2000 each to come out of our insurance money

Spoon

You know what? I fail to see what's funny with 2 cars colliding, maybe they shouldn't have been where they were but then to say it's a pity no-one was seriously hurt, it beats me, it really does.

It'd be different however if all 8 of them were standing on a street corner abusing all and sundry and damaging property, but hey they weren't, they were probably having a great time in their motors until that happened.

Am I too old?

Luminous

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They were scaring the c*ap out of people. Steaming around the town centre, nearly running over plenty of people. They were being total yobs, it was only a matter of time before they crashed into something, or someone. Fortunately they crashed into each other. That is what is so funny. Instead of them crashing into some poor innocent driver or pedestrian, they actually did it to each other. Brilliant, best outcome possible.

Hopefully they learned their lesson, and did not hurt any innocents while learning it.

BTW - you are only as old as you feel......I can post you some slippers if you like

Spoon

Oh yeah, I see you explained that.

Luminous

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Point taken. I was not explicit. Looking for attention can be done in many ways, it can just be with a fancy car, shades and a stereo.

I did say that they were total chavs, and booting it around. Although I failed to mention the distress that they were causing a few people. I take that as read though, go to most town centres and you will see the people that I am on about.

Actually, maybe it is me that is getting old to be bothered about people booting it in a pedestrian zone....*shrug*

super_si