Cookie Monster not eating cookies
08 April 2005, 07:59 PM
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Cookie Monster not eating cookies
WTF? Have a read of this
Madness, utter madness. Just because you've got fecking yank kids stuffing their fat faces, they don't have to go and change Cookies staple diet to try and teach kids proper dietry habbits, that should be done by the parents! Teach your kids to eat less snacks, point out he's a puppet and that he won't get fat, and then get bullied at school for being a fat chuffer, whereas, my little lard lump, you will!
Next thing they'll be saying Elmo has to stop shooting up and Bert can't sleep with Ernie
Madness, utter madness. Just because you've got fecking yank kids stuffing their fat faces, they don't have to go and change Cookies staple diet to try and teach kids proper dietry habbits, that should be done by the parents! Teach your kids to eat less snacks, point out he's a puppet and that he won't get fat, and then get bullied at school for being a fat chuffer, whereas, my little lard lump, you will!
Next thing they'll be saying Elmo has to stop shooting up and Bert can't sleep with Ernie
08 April 2005, 08:24 PM
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Yeah, PC gone mad. Cookie Monster didn't turn me fat and Bert & Ernie didn't turn me gay. Rice Cake Monster doesn't have the same sound to it 
Stefan
P.S. And no, I'm not a fat gay bloke
Stefan
P.S. And no, I'm not a fat gay bloke
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