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Anyone got a few good jokes... i got a few but they are kind of sad lol 
1. whats the sadest thing in the world..... two bald men fighting over a comb lol
2. whats the 2nd sadest thing in the wordl......... shouting at a person in a weelchair sayin "run run FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! lol
has anyone else got some more thanks
Kev
1. whats the sadest thing in the world..... two bald men fighting over a comb lol
2. whats the 2nd sadest thing in the wordl......... shouting at a person in a weelchair sayin "run run FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! lol
has anyone else got some more thanks
Kev
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Originally Posted by scoobkev
tell me your jokes then
Luke Skywalker: 'Yeah, how?'
Darth Vadar: 'I have felt your presents'
hows that for a starter?
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Robert, an experienced skydiver, was preparing for a jump when he spotted another man waiting to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white cane, and holding a guide dog on a lead.
Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Robert asked him
"How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
"Easy!," replied the blind man.
"The lead goes slack."
Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Robert asked him
"How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
"Easy!," replied the blind man.
"The lead goes slack."
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Originally Posted by custard puddle
Robert, an experienced skydiver, was preparing for a jump when he spotted another man waiting to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white cane, and holding a guide dog on a lead.
Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Robert asked him
"How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
"Easy!," replied the blind man.
"The lead goes slack."
Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Robert asked him
"How do you know when the ground is getting close?"
"Easy!," replied the blind man.
"The lead goes slack."
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Originally Posted by scoobkev
lol i got a few but a can't be bothered typing them
but yeah, can't be arsed to type them all up, might type a few up, so watch this space!
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A magician accidentally turned his wife into a sofa and his kids into a pair of armchairs. They were rushed to hospital and a while later, the worried sorcerer rang to check their condition. 'Confortable' said the doctor.
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Originally Posted by custard puddle
A magician accidentally turned his wife into a sofa and his kids into a pair of armchairs. They were rushed to hospital and a while later, the worried sorcerer rang to check their condition. 'Confortable' said the doctor.
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A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.
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Originally Posted by Stiff
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.
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Originally Posted by Stiff
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.
So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.
So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust.