Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.

Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.

Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no

Glad to be back at work to be honest.

chopper

 

Nice going hot stuff!!

 

Strange Girl!! It would have worked a treat had you been a resident of Essex though!!!

 

What, you mean this isn't the normal way to pick up women??

Sh*t......knew i was doing something wrong!!

 

You had 20/30 secs to get a snog

 

You could at least have given her the tongue......$hit....sorry.....*kiss* of life!!

 

That must've been one hell of a stumble

 

surely a stumble would be a knock of heads not a full blown head butt culminating in a knocked out girl !!

 

So a **** was out of the question then

 

I don't know about that, he said he had 20/30 secs!

 

time for foreplay as well

 

PMSL yea and time to run away afterwards

 

My brother was once demonstrating (whilst pissed) to a girl just how close to her nose he could karate kick.


You'll never guess what happened next ...

 

LOL...... GO on telll us LOL ......

 

....and smoke a *** before running away!!

 

i managed to empty the contents of my stomach over this girl at the weekend so at least im not the only one who made a **** of myself

 

Well - He said "I told you not to move"

She said something but nobody could make out what she was saying as my brother had just kicked her nose in - it was pretty messy - thank **** she was completely pished and didn't feel much at the time !

Took 2 years for her nose be be fully sorted .

Mum's neighbour's daughter - christmas cards stopped after that

 

Hello

I always thought it was easier in the old days. And using your head means not having to carry a club, very good.



Steve.

 

lol nice one

 

Does'nt anyone know the rules to courting in this day and age??





Your supposed to hit her on the head with a wooden club and drag her to your lair by the hair

 

yeah, don't drag em by their feet else they fill up with rocks

 

Thanks for the messages of support

Still not sure how it happened, had been drinking Wife Beater though so maybe that explains things.....

Winner


chopper