I head butted a girl at the weekend.....
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I head butted a girl at the weekend.....
Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.
Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.
Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no
Glad to be back at work to be honest.
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Originally Posted by chopper.
Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.
Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no
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Originally Posted by paul-s
PMSL yea and time to run away afterwards
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Originally Posted by chopper.
Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.
Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.
Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no
Glad to be back at work to be honest.
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Originally Posted by Wish
LOL...... GO on telll us LOL ......
She said something but nobody could make out what she was saying as my brother had just kicked her nose in - it was pretty messy - thank **** she was completely pished and didn't feel much at the time !
Took 2 years for her nose be be fully sorted .
Mum's neighbour's daughter - christmas cards stopped after that
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Originally Posted by chopper.
Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.
Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.
Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no
Glad to be back at work to be honest.
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Does'nt anyone know the rules to courting in this day and age??
Your supposed to hit her on the head with a wooden club and drag her to your lair by the hair
Your supposed to hit her on the head with a wooden club and drag her to your lair by the hair
Last edited by Shark Man; 30 March 2005 at 08:31 PM. Reason: Bugger...steve beat me to it
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