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Old 30 March 2005, 02:29 PM
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Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.

Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.

Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no

Glad to be back at work to be honest.

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Old 30 March 2005, 02:32 PM
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Nice going hot stuff!!
Old 30 March 2005, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by chopper.


Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.

Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no

Strange Girl!! It would have worked a treat had you been a resident of Essex though!!!
Old 30 March 2005, 02:35 PM
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What, you mean this isn't the normal way to pick up women??

Sh*t......knew i was doing something wrong!!
Old 30 March 2005, 02:42 PM
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You had 20/30 secs to get a snog
Old 30 March 2005, 02:47 PM
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You could at least have given her the tongue......$hit....sorry.....*kiss* of life!!

Old 30 March 2005, 02:50 PM
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That must've been one hell of a stumble

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Old 30 March 2005, 03:02 PM
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surely a stumble would be a knock of heads not a full blown head butt culminating in a knocked out girl !!
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So a **** was out of the question then
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I don't know about that, he said he had 20/30 secs!
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I don't know about that, he said he had 20/30 secs!
time for foreplay as well
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PMSL yea and time to run away afterwards
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My brother was once demonstrating (whilst pissed) to a girl just how close to her nose he could karate kick.


You'll never guess what happened next ...

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LOL...... GO on telll us LOL ......
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PMSL yea and time to run away afterwards
....and smoke a *** before running away!!
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Originally Posted by chopper.


Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.

Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.

Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no

Glad to be back at work to be honest.

chopper
i managed to empty the contents of my stomach over this girl at the weekend so at least im not the only one who made a **** of myself
Old 30 March 2005, 04:31 PM
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LOL...... GO on telll us LOL ......
Well - He said "I told you not to move"

She said something but nobody could make out what she was saying as my brother had just kicked her nose in - it was pretty messy - thank **** she was completely pished and didn't feel much at the time !

Took 2 years for her nose be be fully sorted .

Mum's neighbour's daughter - christmas cards stopped after that
Old 30 March 2005, 04:49 PM
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Hello

I always thought it was easier in the old days. And using your head means not having to carry a club, very good.



Steve.
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Originally Posted by chopper.


Was out drinking with a few buddies in a small bar off Clapham High Street and started dancing with this cute little brunette, as we got a little closer I stumbled a bit just as she moved towards me.

Put her clean out for about 20/30 seconds and cut her head.

Needless to say when she finally got up and I asked her for a snog she said no

Glad to be back at work to be honest.

chopper
lol nice one
Old 30 March 2005, 08:29 PM
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Does'nt anyone know the rules to courting in this day and age??





Your supposed to hit her on the head with a wooden club and drag her to your lair by the hair

Last edited by Shark Man; 30 March 2005 at 08:31 PM. Reason: Bugger...steve beat me to it
Old 30 March 2005, 09:16 PM
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yeah, don't drag em by their feet else they fill up with rocks
Old 31 March 2005, 08:05 AM
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Thanks for the messages of support

Still not sure how it happened, had been drinking Wife Beater though so maybe that explains things.....

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