alcohol is evil!
27 March 2005, 07:28 PM
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alcohol is evil!
spent the whole of last night chatting up the fittest bird at the end of the night she invites me back to her house at which point i puked in her face
. funnily enough she wasnt to keen on me going back with her after that and heard nothing from her today do u think i may have fooked up?
. funnily enough she wasnt to keen on me going back with her after that and heard nothing from her today do u think i may have fooked up?
27 March 2005, 07:32 PM
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You kiddies 
While you are puking up us REAL men are taking the spoils!!
You WILL grow-up ...... someday! I take it you are still under 18? As there is NO excuse for not holding your beer when you are older than that!!
Unless you are a complete loser, of course?
Pete
While you are puking up us REAL men are taking the spoils!!
You WILL grow-up ...... someday! I take it you are still under 18? As there is NO excuse for not holding your beer when you are older than that!!
Unless you are a complete loser, of course?
Pete
27 March 2005, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You kiddies
While you are puking up us REAL men are taking the spoils!!
Pete
While you are puking up us REAL men are taking the spoils!!
Pete
must admit i did get absolutely bladdered last night the look on her face was not good after im gonna feel awkward as **** if i see her again
27 March 2005, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
we all know u like "real men" lewis
must admit i did get absolutely bladdered last night the look on her face was not good after im gonna feel awkward as **** if i see her again
must admit i did get absolutely bladdered last night the look on her face was not good after im gonna feel awkward as **** if i see her again
27 March 2005, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
the fittest bird
And today you would be looking for a pox clinic open over Easter!!
Pete
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27 March 2005, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
You DO realise that her beauty was only beer glass thin, don't you?? You never know - you could have been waking up next to a right minger!!
And today you would be looking for a pox clinic open over Easter!!
Pete
And today you would be looking for a pox clinic open over Easter!!
Pete
27 March 2005, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
spent the whole of last night chatting up the fittest bird at the end of the night she invites me back to her house at which point i puked in her face . funnily enough she wasnt to keen on me going back with her after that and heard nothing from her today do u think i may have fooked up?
. funnily enough she wasnt to keen on me going back with her after that and heard nothing from her today do u think i may have fooked up?
27 March 2005, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by super_si
i spent £100 in leeds lastnight and wasnt even ****ed i was well pissed off
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27 March 2005, 09:26 PM
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That's pretty unfortunate dude, I am sure most people have ****ed up on a date from having a few too many, luckily i have never thrown up. But you're only human dude, she might **** you off, but if you appologise, let her know you're really embarassed and it's not a common occurance, you never know she might give you the benefit.
Next time try cocaine har har!
Next time try cocaine har har!
27 March 2005, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mynickers
That's pretty unfortunate dude, I am sure most people have ****ed up on a date from having a few too many, luckily i have never thrown up. But you're only human dude, she might **** you off, but if you appologise, let her know you're really embarassed and it's not a common occurance, you never know she might give you the benefit.
Next time try cocaine har har!
Next time try cocaine har har!
27 March 2005, 10:13 PM
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I'm not sure why people can't tell when they are about to yawn in Technicolour. An ex bird did it to me at some freinds house, (not the reason she became an ex ) Sat merrily on one of their armchairs in the living room, chatting, beer in one hand, missus draped over my shoulder on the other side, suddenly she she just went BBBLLLAARRRGGGHHHH all over me, the arm chair and the carpet, not even a twitch from her before hand !!!! WTF was that all about... 
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) Sat merrily on one of their armchairs in the living room, chatting, beer in one hand, missus draped over my shoulder on the other side, suddenly she she just went BBBLLLAARRRGGGHHHH all over me, the arm chair and the carpet, not even a twitch from her before hand !!!! WTF was that all about... Andy
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27 March 2005, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
I'm not sure why people can't tell when they are about to yawn in Technicolour.
Andy
Andy
We should get a SN dating forum now that would be funny...
'So, i threw up in this birds face, do you think i should call her?'
28 March 2005, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by R.B
Whats up with a bit of pizza in your face
I think you may of blown it mate but you could ask her if she wants to do the same again
R.B
I think you may of blown it mate but you could ask her if she wants to do the same again
R.B
maybe she is into that kind of thing. its gonna be awkward as **** speaking to her though, and there is always madame palm and her five beautiful sisters
29 March 2005, 11:41 AM
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I've had a girl loose her guts mid session which is a bit of a passion killer I can tell you.
Basically, shes on top grinding away and i'm watching her turn a funny shade of green. The grinding gradually slows the greener she gets until she makes a run for the bathroom throwing up all over the place as she goes.
Being the caring gent I am, I followed her to the bathroom where I found her continuing to throw up in the toilet. Not wishing to miss a golden opportunity, I crouched behind her and finished off doggy style!!!
Ok, the last sentence is my sicko fantasy that didn't actually happen, the rest is true enough though.
Basically, shes on top grinding away and i'm watching her turn a funny shade of green. The grinding gradually slows the greener she gets until she makes a run for the bathroom throwing up all over the place as she goes.
Being the caring gent I am, I followed her to the bathroom where I found her continuing to throw up in the toilet. Not wishing to miss a golden opportunity, I crouched behind her and finished off doggy style!!!
Ok, the last sentence is my sicko fantasy that didn't actually happen, the rest is true enough though.
29 March 2005, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Kingofturds, my daughter thinks your name is very funny, sorry, anyway, would you like it if a girl barfed in your face?
29 March 2005, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
anyone feel free to post up your date **** ups maybe i wont feel as much of a muppet then
Ketamine is evil, alcohol is just a bit of a sod!!
