alcohol is evil!
 

spent the whole of last night chatting up the fittest bird at the end of the night she invites me back to her house at which point i puked in her face:( . funnily enough she wasnt to keen on me going back with her after that and heard nothing from her today do u think i may have fooked up?

LOL, Catch 22 tho, the alcohol gives you the courage to go and chat the women up....

You kiddies :rolleyes:

While you are puking up us REAL men are taking the spoils!! :D

You WILL grow-up ...... someday! I take it you are still under 18? As there is NO excuse for not holding your beer when you are older than that!!

Unless you are a complete loser, of course?

Pete

we all know u like "real men" lewis:)
must admit i did get absolutely bladdered last night the look on her face was not good after im gonna feel awkward as fook if i see her again

Yup! Gone case mate! Try again next time:D

yes lewis is a sausage.

You DO realise that her beauty was only beer glass thin, don't you?? You never know - you could have been waking up next to a right minger!! :D

And today you would be looking for a pox clinic open over Easter!! :eek:

Pete

or she could even have been ginger!

just stick her face in the pillow when ur burying her upto the back wheels:)

Sticking her face in the pillow isn't going to get rid of the pox mate!!

Pete

i always rubber up so no worries there! are you suggesting that all cornish woman are std ridden ho's:D

Thats possibly the funniest 2 sentences I've read in a long time;):lol1::D

alcohol is not evil, but too much is :D

the evil is in he who drinks...

i spent £100 in leeds lastnight and wasnt even ****ed i was well pissed off

Si

blimey! either the alcohol was expensive, or what you were drinking was rubbish

Kingofturds, my daughter thinks your name is very funny, sorry, anyway, would you like it if a girl barfed in your face? :D

That's pretty unfortunate dude, I am sure most people have ****ed up on a date from having a few too many, luckily i have never thrown up. But you're only human dude, she might **** you off, but if you appologise, let her know you're really embarassed and it's not a common occurance, you never know she might give you the benefit.

Next time try cocaine har har! ;)

i dunno dont knock it till youve tried it i guess:norty: guess ill have a few beers for some dutch courage and give her a ring

anyone feel free to post up your date fook ups maybe i wont feel as much of a muppet then:D

I'm not sure why people can't tell when they are about to yawn in Technicolour. An ex bird did it to me at some freinds house, (not the reason she became an ex ;) ) Sat merrily on one of their armchairs in the living room, chatting, beer in one hand, missus draped over my shoulder on the other side, suddenly she she just went BBBLLLAARRRGGGHHHH all over me, the arm chair and the carpet, not even a twitch from her before hand !!!! WTF was that all about... :mad:


Andy

Haha!!

We should get a SN dating forum now that would be funny...

'So, i threw up in this birds face, do you think i should call her?'

Like going paddling with your wellies on though isn't it.:D

Chip

Whats up with a bit of pizza in your face :D

I think you may of blown it mate but you could ask her if she wants to do the same again :)

R.B

dunno i txt her last night just got one back saying what you upto today:norty: maybe she is into that kind of thing. its gonna be awkward as fook speaking to her though, and there is always madame palm and her five beautiful sisters

:norty:

I've had a girl loose her guts mid session which is a bit of a passion killer I can tell you. :D

Basically, shes on top grinding away and i'm watching her turn a funny shade of green. The grinding gradually slows the greener she gets until she makes a run for the bathroom throwing up all over the place as she goes. :(

Being the caring gent I am, I followed her to the bathroom where I found her continuing to throw up in the toilet. Not wishing to miss a golden opportunity, I crouched behind her and finished off doggy style!!! ;) :D

Ok, the last sentence is my sicko fantasy that didn't actually happen, the rest is true enough though. :D

:norty:

lol @ remster

Mate of mine pulled a bird at a club night - to cut a long story short......she was well fit (and up for it), he'd had too much special k.....he ended up $hitting all over her bed WHILST attempting to complete the transaction!!

Ketamine is evil, alcohol is just a bit of a sod!!

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