Felix.

Remember - Yes Prime Minister

U know those long winded speaches with huge words by Sir Humphrey that went on and on and ment very littel.

Apparently there is a website on here where similar long winded reprts that mean nothing can be printed. Does anyone know???

Feel like winding people up at work again.

Brendan Hughes

Various scoobynet members' posts?

Dracoro

Well, with all due consideration payed to your original communique, and taking into account the feasibility of the aforementioned request, not to mention any predicament that this might or might not set, the feasibility of such request is such that a response would not, in general or specific terms, be appropriate at this juncture, either stated or insinuated, in whole or in part.

SJ_Skyline

If you ask me for a straight answer, then I shall say that, as far as we can see, looking at it by and large, taking one thing with another in terms of the average of departments, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say, that at the end of the day, in general terms, you would probably find that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other as far as one can see, at this stage.

Brendan Hughes

http://www.yes-minister.com/

_Meridian_

iTrader: (1)

I know the one you mean, but I don't have a URL. My boss once gave a report from it to his boss who read it in all seriousness, apparantly not realising that it made no sense whatsoever.

I'll see if I can get a URL tomorrow.


M

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Apparently there is a website on here where similar long winded reprts that mean nothing can be printed. Does anyone know???

Yes, you're in luck. The documents are entitled "Party Manifesto" and, with an impending election, your request could not have come at a more opportune time!

Brendan Hughes