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24 February 2005, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
Smoke the white owl.. 
I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"
Andy
I was wrong on theparting the readsea thing, wasn't at all what I thought it to be, so I retract what I said earlier of having "been there"
Andy
u shall part and liberate the hole and make it juicer
and wetter and make the lady release her prisoner( ***)
24 February 2005, 12:10 AM
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it is the wrong time to say
wow, your **** look big in this
11, don't start waxing her back,
and say
wow, your **** look big in this
11, don't start waxing her back,
and say
Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
I have always found it has heightened the pleasure for both.
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24 February 2005, 02:17 AM
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You men are so backwards we women are just happy with a 30 minute or so male that knows where the *li* is. Sometimes a quickie is nice sometimes an all night session is called for there are no rules its meant to be fun
24 February 2005, 09:28 AM
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My missus suggested I get a book on clitoral stimulation to help us both along in bedroom. 3 hrs in WH Smith and I still couldn't find a copy 
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24 February 2005, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
My missus suggested I get a book on clitoral stimulation to help us both along in bedroom. 3 hrs in WH Smith and I still couldn't find a copy
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***** easy, rub some nice spit or oil over the **** and skin round it etc, and gently stroke the ****, rub it slowly then fast, then u see the lady shaking and breathing hard and stomach going up and down
haha its cool, then poke one finger in while the other rubs it etc
24 February 2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by nyscooby
tell her to go out and then invite her sister round, and her mother, get them all over.....
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
lol no way so sickening
24 February 2005, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by nyscooby
tell her to go out and then invite her sister round, and her mother, get them all over.....
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
Get some vegetable oil and have a party
i thought you was gonna say get some vegetable oil and cook em
24 February 2005, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
digging the nails in and gently scratching their back works well to 
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24 February 2005, 11:55 PM
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dip your finger in cocaine and shove it up her *** when she comes - she will hit the roof. If you don't have any cocaine, just wipe your dick on the curtains - she will hit the roof anyway
24 February 2005, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
dip your finger in cocaine and shove it up her *** when she comes - she will hit the roof. If you don't have any cocaine, just wipe your dick on the curtains - she will hit the roof anyway
25 February 2005, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
If you dont mind a "smoke" I have always found it has heightened the pleasure for both.
25 February 2005, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
... then u see the lady shaking and breathing hard and stomach going up and down..........
you will know she is faking
Why do you need spit or oil moses? No juice?
you will know she is faking
Why do you need spit or oil moses? No juice?
i do it alot of time, so a woman def needs juiced with oil and stuff
25 February 2005, 10:00 PM
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do it alot of time, so a woman def needs juiced with oil and stuff
moses you old luuurve machine.
did your missus run out of fanny batter?
WD40 is quite good
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