greatest hits on bbc1 what happened to bonnie
19 February 2005, 10:25 PM
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greatest hits on bbc1 what happened to bonnie
what happened to bonnie tylers face,man did she have a plastic surgery, she used to have a nice face
good show though all the new popstars and nearly new singing classic songs
flicking between that and itv joe pasquales show, cool voice
good show though all the new popstars and nearly new singing classic songs
flicking between that and itv joe pasquales show, cool voice
19 February 2005, 10:37 PM
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she still looks nice their mate
but man her nose and chin, it wasnt normal, maybe a case of a lil bit of botox, i dont know, its sad to see someone messing up their beautiful face
still has the voice though, awesome live
but man her nose and chin, it wasnt normal, maybe a case of a lil bit of botox, i dont know, its sad to see someone messing up their beautiful face
still has the voice though, awesome live
19 February 2005, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
her voice in crap compared to 20 years ago
she is old but i still liked it, i like loud mental type of voices, she always had that
19 February 2005, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
she was just shouting - she used to break streetlights when she blattered out the high notes
dont be so picky haha
give and take a lil, she is a granny, of course her voice wont be like before
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19 February 2005, 10:47 PM
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so quit singing then 
I am older than I was 20 years ago. I can't run or recover as fast, so I don't play football anymore. She can't hold a tune so my advice would be..... get a proper job instead of clinging on to the 80's in the hopes of makike a couple of quid
I am older than I was 20 years ago. I can't run or recover as fast, so I don't play football anymore. She can't hold a tune so my advice would be..... get a proper job instead of clinging on to the 80's in the hopes of makike a couple of quid
19 February 2005, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
so quit singing then I am older than I was 20 years ago. I can't run or recover as fast, so I don't play football anymore. She can't hold a tune so my advice would be..... get a proper job instead of clinging on to the 80's in the hopes of makike a couple of quid
I am older than I was 20 years ago. I can't run or recover as fast, so I don't play football anymore. She can't hold a tune so my advice would be..... get a proper job instead of clinging on to the 80's in the hopes of makike a couple of quidlol, cant believe this, poor lady was called with respect, coz all the young ones were singing classical songs , she didnt ask to come on, she was invited and if she got paid for it, good on her
19 February 2005, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
for comparison look at Phil Collins. Didn't miss a note
of course he is awesome and always will be but he is alot younger
under 50 me thinks
19 February 2005, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Check out the image properties below :- 
20 February 2005, 09:23 PM
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The Ballad of Bonnie and Dai
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Let me take you, dear reader
backwards through the mists of time
And tell you of heroic deeds
Recounted in the form of rhyme
No greater labours have there been
laid at the foot of mortal man
with but one flagon of SA
as trophy; listen, if you can.
Twas in Caerdydd, that fair citee
that our saga shall begin
Within the old Angel Hotel
The resident's bar, in fact, therein,
Upon a barstool sat a vision
A gorgeous chanteuse of the past
sipping on a Cherry B
alas to say, she'd seen the last
of hits that once had brought her fame
but though she sat alone that night
within her breast flickered a flame
one man could set it burning bright.
Her hair was like a backcombed dog
crossed with a dandelion clock
with voice like emery on tin
she called for lager, gin and hock
for a hero she was holding out
"Oh, where's my hero?" she would howl
Perhaps there is a God, for at
that moment dai was on the prowl.
He stood, framed in the doorway's light
his uniform like a new pin
with rugged, swarthy countenance
his trousers smeared with lanolin
He swaggered up to Bonnie's side
Faster than the speed of night
He said "Loving you's a dirty job,
but someone's got to do it, right?"
They passed an hour in idle chat.
She asked him of his provenance
Said he, pride swelling in his chest
"I'm In Army Intelligence"
With scepticism in her eyes
She studied Dai's broad, honest face
Took note of his distended brows
And said, "I fear that's not the case"
"Ok" said Dai "You've got me there,
I load large weapons into planes"
Said she "Well, If you have one here
load one in me please, Mr. Brains"
And so they went up to her room
said she "I've a few things to do";
She put her hands behind her head
Off came her hair, and earrings too
She hung them on a wooden peg,
Placed both her **** upon the sill;
Took out her teeth, detached one leg
Buffed her glass eye and took her pill
said "Take me, big boy", on the bed
Our Dai just stood there stiff with fright
His lovely 80's star had gone
replaced by Gollum: what a sight!
But Dai had faced worse things in battle
He squashed his fear and with a start
leapt on the thing and thus prepared
To Totally Eclipse our Bonnie's heart
He gave it all, felt something crack
Looked down and goggled with dismay
for there was nothing left to see
she'd crumbled and then blown away.....
"Ho-hum" said Dai, put on his kegs
went to the fridge and got a beer
walked over to the table-top
nicked the eye for a souvenier
Went back down to the hotel bar
held up the eye for all to see
He claimed his pint and drank it down
and chased it with her Cherry B.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Let me take you, dear reader
backwards through the mists of time
And tell you of heroic deeds
Recounted in the form of rhyme
No greater labours have there been
laid at the foot of mortal man
with but one flagon of SA
as trophy; listen, if you can.
Twas in Caerdydd, that fair citee
that our saga shall begin
Within the old Angel Hotel
The resident's bar, in fact, therein,
Upon a barstool sat a vision
A gorgeous chanteuse of the past
sipping on a Cherry B
alas to say, she'd seen the last
of hits that once had brought her fame
but though she sat alone that night
within her breast flickered a flame
one man could set it burning bright.
Her hair was like a backcombed dog
crossed with a dandelion clock
with voice like emery on tin
she called for lager, gin and hock
for a hero she was holding out
"Oh, where's my hero?" she would howl
Perhaps there is a God, for at
that moment dai was on the prowl.
He stood, framed in the doorway's light
his uniform like a new pin
with rugged, swarthy countenance
his trousers smeared with lanolin
He swaggered up to Bonnie's side
Faster than the speed of night
He said "Loving you's a dirty job,
but someone's got to do it, right?"
They passed an hour in idle chat.
She asked him of his provenance
Said he, pride swelling in his chest
"I'm In Army Intelligence"
With scepticism in her eyes
She studied Dai's broad, honest face
Took note of his distended brows
And said, "I fear that's not the case"
"Ok" said Dai "You've got me there,
I load large weapons into planes"
Said she "Well, If you have one here
load one in me please, Mr. Brains"
And so they went up to her room
said she "I've a few things to do";
She put her hands behind her head
Off came her hair, and earrings too
She hung them on a wooden peg,
Placed both her **** upon the sill;
Took out her teeth, detached one leg
Buffed her glass eye and took her pill
said "Take me, big boy", on the bed
Our Dai just stood there stiff with fright
His lovely 80's star had gone
replaced by Gollum: what a sight!
But Dai had faced worse things in battle
He squashed his fear and with a start
leapt on the thing and thus prepared
To Totally Eclipse our Bonnie's heart
He gave it all, felt something crack
Looked down and goggled with dismay
for there was nothing left to see
she'd crumbled and then blown away.....
"Ho-hum" said Dai, put on his kegs
went to the fridge and got a beer
walked over to the table-top
nicked the eye for a souvenier
Went back down to the hotel bar
held up the eye for all to see
He claimed his pint and drank it down
and chased it with her Cherry B.
20 February 2005, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Our mate daiscooby off of the muppets has shagged Bonnie Tyler. 
I'm going to search for my epic verse about it. Back in a mo....
I'm going to search for my epic verse about it. Back in a mo....
hahaha nice one no wonder her face was like that, he must be a bad ****
20 February 2005, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by gsm1
I saw Bonnie as well, she been messing with her face alright, she looks like Thomas the Tank Engine.
lol a bit
20 February 2005, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by richieh
remember her from close to 20 years ago when she was a part owner in a nightclub 4 miles from me
wasnt bad then
richie
wasnt bad then
richie
lucky u mate, she was a hot babe then
by the way, that cery catatonia is coming back, she is welsh aint she