greatest hits on bbc1 what happened to bonnie
 

what happened to bonnie tylers face,man did she have a plastic surgery, she used to have a nice face


good show though all the new popstars and nearly new singing classic songs

flicking between that and itv joe pasquales show, cool voice :D

Didn't see the show, and haven't seen owt of her for ages. Is this how she looks, or has she done something drastic....

http://www.yegor.com/Music/BonnieTyler2003-1.jpg

she still looks nice their mate

but man her nose and chin, it wasnt normal, maybe a case of a lil bit of botox, i dont know, its sad to see someone messing up their beautiful face

still has the voice though, awesome live :)

her voice in crap compared to 20 years ago

she is old but i still liked it, i like loud mental type of voices, she always had that :)

she was just shouting - she used to break streetlights when she blattered out the high notes

dont be so picky haha :D give and take a lil, she is a granny, of course her voice wont be like before

who cares.

chav ****e...

;)

so quit singing then :rolleyes: I am older than I was 20 years ago. I can't run or recover as fast, so I don't play football anymore. She can't hold a tune so my advice would be..... get a proper job instead of clinging on to the 80's in the hopes of makike a couple of quid

the chav talks suppose your into mcfly :D

lol, cant believe this, poor lady was called with respect, coz all the young ones were singing classical songs , she didnt ask to come on, she was invited and if she got paid for it, good on her

for comparison look at Phil Collins. Didn't miss a note

of course he is awesome and always will be but he is alot younger :) under 50 me thinks

Nursery Cryme was 1971. He was under 16 then??? :eek:

Phil Collins - Born in Chiswick, London on Jan 30th 1951

Bonnie tyler - (Gaynor hopkins) - born June 8th 1953

Check out the image properties below :- ;)

http://www.che.utah.edu/images/peopl...nnie_tyler.jpg

PMSL - Phil Collins :eek:

:lol:

Before?

Jeez... Looks more like Bathroom Tyler to me.... :D

your bathroom tiler has had a hard hard life :D

man cheers , phil collins looks good for his age :D, mind u bonnie is a woman they get older very quick anyway and wrinkly

Our mate daiscooby off of the muppets has shagged Bonnie Tyler. :lol1:

I'm going to search for my epic verse about it. Back in a mo.... :D

The Ballad of Bonnie and Dai

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Let me take you, dear reader

backwards through the mists of time

And tell you of heroic deeds

Recounted in the form of rhyme

No greater labours have there been

laid at the foot of mortal man

with but one flagon of SA

as trophy; listen, if you can.


Twas in Caerdydd, that fair citee

that our saga shall begin

Within the old Angel Hotel

The resident's bar, in fact, therein,

Upon a barstool sat a vision

A gorgeous chanteuse of the past

sipping on a Cherry B

alas to say, she'd seen the last

of hits that once had brought her fame

but though she sat alone that night

within her breast flickered a flame

one man could set it burning bright.


Her hair was like a backcombed dog

crossed with a dandelion clock

with voice like emery on tin

she called for lager, gin and hock

for a hero she was holding out

"Oh, where's my hero?" she would howl

Perhaps there is a God, for at

that moment dai was on the prowl.



He stood, framed in the doorway's light

his uniform like a new pin

with rugged, swarthy countenance

his trousers smeared with lanolin

He swaggered up to Bonnie's side

Faster than the speed of night

He said "Loving you's a dirty job,

but someone's got to do it, right?"



They passed an hour in idle chat.

She asked him of his provenance

Said he, pride swelling in his chest

"I'm In Army Intelligence"

With scepticism in her eyes

She studied Dai's broad, honest face

Took note of his distended brows

And said, "I fear that's not the case"

"Ok" said Dai "You've got me there,

I load large weapons into planes"

Said she "Well, If you have one here

load one in me please, Mr. Brains"



And so they went up to her room

said she "I've a few things to do";

She put her hands behind her head

Off came her hair, and earrings too


She hung them on a wooden peg,

Placed both her tits upon the sill;

Took out her teeth, detached one leg

Buffed her glass eye and took her pill


said "Take me, big boy", on the bed

Our Dai just stood there stiff with fright

His lovely 80's star had gone

replaced by Gollum: what a sight!

But Dai had faced worse things in battle

He squashed his fear and with a start

leapt on the thing and thus prepared

To Totally Eclipse our Bonnie's heart



He gave it all, felt something crack

Looked down and goggled with dismay

for there was nothing left to see

she'd crumbled and then blown away.....




"Ho-hum" said Dai, put on his kegs

went to the fridge and got a beer

walked over to the table-top

nicked the eye for a souvenier

Went back down to the hotel bar

held up the eye for all to see

He claimed his pint and drank it down

and chased it with her Cherry B.

hahaha nice one no wonder her face was like that, he must be a bad shag :D

Hmm Celine Dion looks like Delta Goodthingmywhatshernames mum :)

I saw Bonnie as well, she been messing with her face alright, she looks like Thomas the Tank Engine.

lol a bit :D

remember her from close to 20 years ago when she was a part owner in a nightclub 4 miles from me
wasnt bad then:D
richie

lucky u mate, she was a hot babe then :D

by the way, that cery catatonia is coming back, she is welsh aint she :D

similar sort of girl different generation:D
richie