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Old 13 February 2005, 08:26 PM
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Red face Valentines Card message help!!

I have decided to bite the bullet and get this bird i like a card. Not really my style but been advised i better! Only been out with her last couple of weekends so nothing too serious. Not sure what message to put in it.......

So seen as Scoobynet is bursting with alpha males like myself i thought i would seek your help!

Best message will go in the card which ill be delivering at 11pm

Cheers!
Old 13 February 2005, 08:35 PM
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I have decided to bite the bullet and get this bird i like a card. Not really my style but been advised i better! Only been out with her last couple of weekends so nothing too serious. Not sure what message to put in it.......

So seen as Scoobynet is bursting with alpha males like myself i thought i would seek your help!

Best message will go in the card which ill be delivering at 11pm

Cheers!
I don't advocate sending these examples, but it brought a smile to my face when I saw it in an E-mail under the heading "Rejected Hallmark Valentines card messages"

*Ahem*

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'd take you to dinner,
but I don't fancy you.....Sorry!

Roses are red, violets are twisted
Bend over love, you're about to get fisted!

And over to muppets we go!!!

Good luck BTW!!
Old 13 February 2005, 08:36 PM
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NORWICH
Old 13 February 2005, 08:37 PM
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NORWICH
Old but good!
Old 13 February 2005, 08:39 PM
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Just like me
Old 13 February 2005, 08:44 PM
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NORWICH - sorry i dont understand that hehe!
Old 13 February 2005, 08:57 PM
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years ago ( many), I sent a cheesey card to a bird at work with an equally cheesey poem, the last word in the poem was an object sellotaped to the card, worked anyway, next night - spud's deep


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have amazing ****,
Fancy a

?
Old 13 February 2005, 08:58 PM
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Just put it in the card - we'll explain later
Old 13 February 2005, 09:00 PM
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One of my mates was convinced he'd thought of the best line ever about 2 years ago.

He got an orange and wrote on it with a marker pen "The future's bright, the future's ...".

I don't think he saw her again after that.
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MJ- class mate

David- oh come on mate please tell, ill put it in but i need to know first!
Old 13 February 2005, 09:04 PM
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nickers off ready when i come home
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Here's a card for you...

Old 13 February 2005, 09:11 PM
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LOL @ tesco value card! Thats one for when youve been married 20 years i think

Norwich is good but what if she doesnt wear any pants anyway
Old 13 February 2005, 09:22 PM
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but what if she doesnt wear any pants anyway
Case solved. She's a slapper, and therefore does not need any kind of valentine gestures to let you nudge her vulva.

You need to establish if she wears knickers or not, before spending hard earned on valentines - catch 22
Old 13 February 2005, 09:29 PM
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Hehe we'll see.
Keep the suggestions coming lads... the clock is ticking!
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here is one

to my dear beloved princess, sweetheart, u are sunshine to my eyes, when i see your angelic smile, u brighten up my day, when i feel your presence, it sooths my heart and my eyes, u take away my loneliness and make me feel needed, your eyes are deep as the ocean, i can drown in them my luv, your touch makes me feel like a new born child, to u i owe my heart my dear princess, to u i want to spend the rest of my life with.

when u arent their, i feel like a dead body, when u are near u bring me back to life, to u i owe this undying luv, till my last breath i will sing your praise and luv u dear.
Old 13 February 2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
here is one

to my dear beloved princess, sweetheart, u are sunshine to my eyes, when i see your angelic smile, u brighten up my day, when i feel your presence, it sooths my heart and my eyes, u take away my loneliness and make me feel needed, your eyes are deep as the ocean, i can drown in them my luv, your touch makes me feel like a new born child, to u i owe my heart my dear princess, to u i want to spend the rest of my life with.

when u arent their, i feel like a dead body, when u are near u bring me back to life, to u i owe this undying luv, till my last breath i will sing your praise and luv u dear.



Old 13 February 2005, 10:30 PM
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lol hahaha that was so funny daz, u crack me up bud hee hee
well im a loving and romantic romeo, they words just flow out
Old 13 February 2005, 10:33 PM
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My God, will you men never learn, just say..... luv Kosy. Its the thought that counts. We don't need slush. Mind you, pick a nice verse.
Old 13 February 2005, 10:49 PM
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84of300 - We have a winner!

Moses.... you have totally flipped mate!
Old 13 February 2005, 10:53 PM
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Kosy....Good Luck She'll love it.
Old 13 February 2005, 11:01 PM
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I love you, I love you, I love you
I do.
But don't get excited.....
I love myself too.
Old 13 February 2005, 11:05 PM
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me flipped lol, u sound like a lustful man, u need to show them luv mate
Old 13 February 2005, 11:09 PM
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Moses remember i met you at KH, i was with Maxy (Ian) mate.
You strike me as a bit of a joker... have a look here, this could make your night! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=402988
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lol of course i do bud and thanks for the links , i mind when chelle was their i met u with the white escort. nice guy bud, pity it was a rainy day, that was a few yrs back now
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Nice one. Aye that was a good day, ive heard about your evo... sounds like its came on a fair bit!!!! My escort has gone, im now on public transport for the time being
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Roses are red
Violets are black
I love you best
when you're lying on your back
Old 13 February 2005, 11:37 PM
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Well thats the card sealed and im off. Cheers for the help
He who dares wins!
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