J4CKO

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Alright, we know the Citroen can 'Throw a few shapes' on the dancefloor, how do you reckon other cars would fare ?

A Scoob would dance superbly, all night, without tiring, sweating or anything but would never pull at the end of the night. Favorite tune, Something by the Chemical Brothers, it would of course write a four page review of the proceedings and post it on a public BBS.

A Rover 25 could still do a couple of moves but would have to sit down after ten minutes and have a cup of tea and would definitely feel its age in the morning. Favourite tune, When Im Sixty Four by the Beatles.

A BMW X5 would dance like a ****, elbows and feet everywhere clutching a bottle or a pint and then be in the thick of it when it kicks off, the Police would arrive but it would have sneaked out the back door. Favourite tune, Blitzkreig Bop by the Ramones.




Any other suggestions ?

Bottomfeeder

I guess that all the Ford Escorts and Fiesta's would be huddled in a corner somewhere umming and aarring as to who looked old enough to go the bar next to buy more diamond white

Oh and they'd all be wearing something burberry

Fave tchoon would be something 50cent-esq